Star Platinum had escaped from Jotaro today, wandering around in Egypt. He was pretty bored, since the stardust crusaders were in a relatively safe town. He tumbled down the street, looking for anything remotely interesting.
He uses his enhanced eyesight to scan all the people, but accidentally looks up at the sun.
But then he saw it.
It wasn't just the sun.
It was a SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVEEEEERRDRIIIIIIVE!
Jonathan Joestar descended from the sky, his arms out like Jesus, and his head facing the sky at a forty five degree angle. He then dived and landed on his hands, doing a cartwheel into Star Platinum. Star Platinum started to ricochet to the right, but Jonathan reached out with his Hamon arm to pull him back.
Star Platinum freaked out and jumped back, astonished at seeing the man in front of him - he was a human almost the same height as himself.
"Who are you?" asked Star Platinum, in confusion. He knew Hamon, so he must be important.
"I've heard enough," says Star Platinum. He grabs Jonathan's collar to begin to beat him up, but Jonathan falls right through the shirt, similar to a stand. He is now standing under Star Platinum, shirtless, and getting a view.
"Can't catch me, Platinum," purred Jonathan, taunting him. He ran through the V created by Star Platinum's legs, sliding out on the other side. He instinctually kicked up.
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He then brought his leg down in a backward axe kick, hitting Jonathan in the face. He healed with his Hamon and continued his antics.
Jonathan pulled out his sword, pointing it straight up, as Star Platinum came cartwheeling down.
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Star Platinum quickly noticed how Jonathan was going to stick the Hamon sword up his ass. He quickly dodged and brought his leg down on Jonathan's leg. It wrapped itself around his throat, preventing him from using Hamon.
Jonathan struggled to get free, and tried to trick Star Platinum. He began to make a kissing formation with his lips.
Star Platinum leaned in with the same position, but he had a trick up his sleeve, literally.
He pulled off his glove and Gold Experience REQUIEM came out. Gold Experience, who was in to this kind of shit, kissed Jonathan Joestar in Star Platinum's place.
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Meanwhile, Jotaro was out shopping with Joseph at the Egyptian store. Joseph was smuggling things out with his stand. Jotaro, of course, wanted to try as well (but he said he'd put it back). He tried to summon his stand, but there was no response. Worried, he ran outside and around back, and witnessed the actions.
"What the hell, Star Platinum? What are you doing?!" Jotaro yelled. Star Platinum was looking at Gold Experience and Jonathan, nervously, and pointed at them.
"This must be the work of an enemy stand!" Yelled Jotaro.
"But no, it's not," replied Jonathan, who was holding Gold Experience in his bulging arms.
Star Platinum quickly pelvic thrusted over to Jotaro and allowed him to use his enhanced eyesight. Jotaro glanced at the two. "Is it a stand?" He asked.
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