Ask Dipper -Gravity Falls

Warm Bear Hug!

Dipper: Alright, Mabel, why don't you ask the first question this time?

Mabel: With pleasure! Okay! The first question is from chronicdisease ! It reads, "Do you like ducks?"

Dipper: Um...do I like...what?

Mabel: Ducks! Do you like ducks!

Dipper: What kind of a question is that?

Mabel: It's a legitimate question! Knowing whether you like or dislike ducks is crucial, Dipper! Besides...you're the one who asked for non-creepy questions!

Dipper: *sigh* Okay, I guess I like ducks? I mean, they aren't my favorite animal, but they're pretty cute, I suppose. And Ducktective is pretty cool.

Mabel: Good answer! Go ahead and read the next one then, bro bro!

Dipper: Alright, from chronicdisease once again..."Do you remember how many sweaters Mabel had during the sock opera?" ...How am I supposed to remember that?

Mabel: Dipper, this question is also very crucial. You see, my beautiful sweaters are often overlooked. It's tragic, but it can be stopped! Spread the Sweater Awareness!

Dipper: Okay, to be honest, I wasn't paying attention to what you were wearing. I was focusing more on the laptop and trying not to be trapped in the mindscape.

Mabel: Alright, fine! I'll let it slide just this once. Next question! From keithismyfavcryptid ! Bonus points for that awesome username, by the way!

Dipper: We're giving out points? When did we start—?

Mabel: It reads..."How traumatized were you and Mabel after Weirdmageddon?"

Dipper: Um...p...pretty traumatized. I mean, we almost died several times...and some of the things that happened...you just...just...can't unsee.

Mabel: I was kinda stuck in a dream world for most of it, which was awesome...until it wasn't! Then there were my friends being turned to statues, Bill almost killing us...but honestly, the most traumatizing thing for me was...when Stan lost his memory. But...he's back now, and Stan-y-er than ever!

Dipper: ...Yep! Now...let's get off that subject. The next question is from DavidTindall3 . "Hey Dipper, did you know people ship you and Bill?"

*both pause in silence*

Dipper: People...people ship me with...with...HIM!?

Mabel: What!? But he's, like, our mortal enemy! And he's super old.

Dipper: He almost killed us and our family! And...he's a freakin' triangle, guys! A triangle! You ship me with a dorito!?

Mabel: Though I must say, there isn't a blemish on that suspiciously shiny triangular surface of his.

Dipper: Exactly, I—! Wait, what!?

Mabel: Hey, facts are facts!

Dipper: *takes a deep breath*
...Okay, okay. Let's move on. Gotta get that image out of my head. Alright, Mabel, please read the next question.

Mabel: It's from keithismyfavcryptid again, and it reads, "Do you ship Mabel with anybody?" Ooh, yes! Who do you wanna set me up with??

Dipper: No one. There is no one.

Mabel: Awe, come on, Dip Dip! You're telling me you don't know any secret hot surfer dudes? Or cute mysterious vampire boys!?

Dipper: Nope! No one I've met thus far deserves you.