Hissing, Spitting || Draco Malfoy x Female!Reader

2|| Ace and housing

The boy and his crew sat down opposite you.

"Draco Malfoy," the blonde boy started

"this right here is Crabbe, this is Goyle."

"Gregory Goyle, pleased to be here." The boy on the right winked, attempting to flirt

"Vincent Crabbe." The left one mumbled.

"(Y/N) (L/N),the pleasure is mine." You introduced, a sickly-sweet, fake smile etched unwillingly upon your full lips.

—time skip weeew I'm lazy weew—

You made it onto the boats and you were currently outside the great hall waiting to be housed. You then saw Harry and a Weasley—you could tell by that messy ginger hair and what looks to be used robes. Great, you thought, that Potter has got to be kidding— he's hanging with a Weasel (I'm sorry I actually love Ron) .

"So it's true then, Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts," ugh not this kid again. Murmurs and gasps were heard throughout the crowd of us first years.

"I'm Draco, Draco Malfoy."

The snobby blonde princess started, but you were one to talk, it would be a lie to say you weren't the least bit snobby. That ginger weasel sniggered at Malfoy's surname.

"You think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Ginger hair, hand-me-down robes, your a Weasley, aren't you?" He turned to Harry "You can't go making friends with the wrong people, I can help you there." He held out a pale hand for Potter to shake, but instead Potter declined, not politely either.

"I think I can decide the right people for myself, thanks" Potter spat.

All the beef had been broken up by the sight of a new arrival. A tall woman wearing long robes and a pointy hat stood in front of you all. She introduced herself. oh, so this is the head of Gryffindor, I heard about this old bat. She was explaining about being housed when all of sudden

"Trevor!!" A boy with crooked teeth shouted. He pushed through the crowd and made his way to the woman—Professor McGonagall's— feet. He picked up his ugly toad whilst McGonagall stared down at him with an unimpressed expression written on her wrinkly face. What a great first impression.

You felt quite nervous about being housed, but not as much as the shaking girl next to you. You felt bad and decided to comfort her. Well, sorta.

"Whoa, whoa, calm down," you started "and quit shaking, you look like your having a spaz attack."

The girl averted her crystal blue orbs to meet your (e/c) ones.

"My n-names Ace" (WEEEW AUTHOR-CHAN IS IN THE BOOK, don't worry, I won't steal yo man. I'm so sorry if your name is Ace, we can be twins XD )

"I didn't say anything about your name." You glared. "But anyways, my names (Y/N) (L/N), honoured to meet you." You grinned a little.

"Y-You're a (L/N)?! Oh no I'm the one who is honoured, I can't believe I'm meeting someone of such high class!" Ace babbled excitedly.

"Oh and my full name is Ace Widoes!" (Not my real surname name but my friends last name is Widoes,)

"So, Ace, what house do you wanna be in?"

"Either Ravenclaw or Slytherin, but I'm probably not smart enough to be a raven claw... and although it might not seem it but I have a high chance of being a Slytherin as I've got high determination and I can be cunning when I want to be." Ace smirked, a bit evilly.

"Well I'm one hundred percent a Gryffindor, I mean I've got the bravery and loyalty! Plus Dumbledore himself was a Gryffindor, so that makes me want to be one even more!"

"Really? You seem to be more like a Slytherin..."Ace whispered to herself.

You two had been talking for so long you didn't even realise that names were already being called out.

"Ace Widoes!"
McGonagall shouted. With a proud smile, Ace pushed through the crowed and toward the stool. The hat was on her head, slightly falling over her light blue eyes. Her light blue hair ( I know in this story I'm fucking 11 but back then I had brown hair and I hated it so when I was fifteen I died it pale aesthetic blue) cascaded down her back and ended at her waist.

"Hmm, has a few fears, could be a worthy Hufflepuff," Ace frowned "intelligence of a Ravenclaw, cunning like a Slytherin and has bravery of a Gryffindor. Hmm, many options." You began to get impatient. "I've decided, Slytherin!" Ace had a toothy grin on her face as a table with a green banner erupted with cheers and applause. She skipped over there and sat down.

"(Y/N) (L/N)!" McGonagall shouted. You made your way to the stool and sat yourself smugly down. The hat began "Hmm, I can see you are determined to be a Gryffindor, by do you really fit into there? I think you'd be much better off into Slytherin." A few moments of silence went by "Slytherin is good y'know, it's not a bad house to be sorted into but I can see you're fixed on Gryffindor, I do apologise but you will be better off in..... SLYTHERIN!!" The same table that cheered for Ace burst into cheers and applause once again. You sat in shock for a while before forcing yourself to go over to the table. You seated yourself next to Ace. Well, maybe Slytherin isn't that bad

"DRACO MALFOY!"

And just like that...

"SLYTHERIN"

Great, being a Slytherin sucks. Stuck with Malfoy, a grumpy house head, and having to wear booger green robes. Fantastic

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A/N- so I've been planning this chapter for awhile now and I've finally decided to post it! I hope you enjoyed chapter two! And don't mind that I'm here too. I decided to go for a different approach toward the whole Slytherin thing but I promise it will turn out okay! Thanks for reading! Be sure to keep up with 'Hissing, Spitting' by adding it to your reading list!