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Me: Hoi :3

Dante: Damn it.

Laurence: YOU WERE GONE FOR SO LONG WHY MUST YOU COME BACKKKKK

Me: Shush.

Laurence: you shush. Fatty

Me: Please your so fat you could sell shade :)

Zane: oh shiet

Travis: fix your grammar

Zane: you love my grammar

Travis: fuck

Dante: *looks at the dare* oh god please no

Laurence: it cant be that bad- *looks at dare* 😰

Travis: OH CRAP LAURENCE IS GOING DOWN

Laurence: *faints*

Garroth: OH MY GOSH! Wait wait wait. Don't worry I can wake him up! Get meh some water

Me: *hands him a glass of water*

Garroth: *drinks water*

Dante: wtf Garroth how is drinking the water going to wake him up

Garroth: its not. *sets cup down and smacks Laurence like a boss*

Laurence: OW OKAY IM AWAKE

Me: NOOO GO BACK TO SLEEP I WANTED TO TAKE SOME EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF YOUUU

Laurence: *dramatic gasp* IF YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

Zane: *hits Laurence* don't bring back that meme

Laurence: aww :(

Garroth: aYYe DOn't HIt mY LaurEnce

Me: okay lets get to the dare, Garroth, Zane, Vylad, do you guys drink?

Garroth Zane and Vylad: No

Me: oh damn sorry we cant do your dare then :)

KC: DO THE DARE

Me: OKAY DAMN GIRL

Lucinda: *splashes drunk potion on the three Ro'meaves and the most amazing Kathie XD*

Laurence: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Dante: You sound like Jessie J when she kept saying no 👇🏼

Laurence: fuck you Dante

Dante: hah

Garroth: LAURencE *hic*

Laurence: who's Laurence my name is Philip, back away child

Garroth: HAh yoUR cU- *hic* -tE

Laurence: heh thanks I try, now back away child

Zane: TRAvis thErE's a HELIcopteR In THe KitCHen

Travis: no Zane thats the ceiling fan.

Zane: NnoooooOooOo

Travis: *picks up Zane* you need rest

Zane: BItcH SAy It TO My faCe

Travis: *shoves face next to Zane's* YOU NEED REST.

Zane: OKay *hic* BUt MOrE BeeR?

Vylad: DAAAnnnTe!!!

Dante: *mentally screaming* Yes Vylad?

Vylad: THErE's A TRee In THE LivInG roOm! AnD SomEBOdy sTOle tHe ceiLIng!

Dante: your in the backyard Vylad. *picks him up*

Vylad: NOOooO

Me: *stares at my fingers*

Travis: Kathie are you okay?

Me: YoU sEE ThE SIXth FinGer oN mY haNd toO rIGHt?

Travis: Sixth finger???

Me: YaaaaHhhh *hic* LOok! ONe, TwO, THree, FoUR, FiVe- Oh mY GoD IT DiSSAPEArED!

Travis: *face palm*

Garroth: I WAnT MY TedDy BeAaaaaAAAR

Laurence: no Garroth, lets get you to bed-

Garroth: TEddY BeaR!

Laurence: okay dang! *grabs teddy bear* your a b*tch when your drunk...

Garroth: AYYye! WhAt ChU sAy?

Laurence: I love you~

Garroth: OKAy

*The Casanova's put the Ro'meaves and Kathie to bed*

Travis: Fina-fucking-lly

Dante: Im weak. Im too tired.

Laurence: I swear the comments in this book are slowly killing us per second

Comment section: YoU HavE No IdeA

Laurence: wait so who's going to do the ending now that Kathie is drunk?

Dante and Travis: *shrugs*

Laurence: APHHHMAU!

Aphmau: ALRIGHT DAMN

Laurence: do the ending that Kathie does

Aphmau: Okay okay! Anyways guys, we will see you all in the next chapter! Remember to leave some more ask/dares in the comments! Bye! :3
















Zane: TRAviiiIIsssS....!

Travis:FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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