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Me: LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE

Laurence: oh no

Garroth: what even is life

Dante: so how long r u gonna keep us trapped in this hell hole ?

Me: forever.

Dante: WHAT

Me: *gasps* who said that ?!

Dante: 🙃🔫

Vylad: no

Me: WELL WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY BECAUSE I AM ALLOWING THEM TO COME INTO THIS PRETTY PLACE AND THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND I NEED DONUTS AND I NEED MOR EMOJIS ON MY KEYBOARD AND MORE GARRANCE TRASH TO READ—

Laurence: wait what was that last one

imgay: lol

Laurence: Garroth wtf

Garroth: whoops my name changed there for a sec

Me: *AHEM* now if i may,, i'd like to welcome AssassinsAngel otherwise known as Fae 😌

Laurence: fae, run

Travis: yeah this place is pretty scary

Lucinda: did someone say my name ??

Travis: oh speaking of scary..

Lucinda: Travis i will snap your neck

Travis: *backs away slowly*

Fae: So the dare ?

Me: yeah totally, Lucinda your move.

Lucinda: hehehehehehhe *splashes potion on ro'meaves*

Laurence, Travis, and Dante: *nosebleed* oh shit

Garroth: WHY AM I A— OH HELL NO!!!!! Nya~

Laurence: *faints*

Zane: Fuck this shit im out. Nya~

Travis: im going to fuck the shit out of you later Zane just heads up

Zane: oh alright, let me write it in my planner brb. Nya~

Dante: VYLAD PLEASE SAY SOMETHING OMFG

Vylad: uhm— Hi Dante. Nya~

Dante: AGDKDOHNEGSISDKDNSJSJKCHFBDJDHFFDUFUHDBEGEJDKFKCJBDNRHDJDIOWKSYCHWNWHWKQRHZIXYSJVEGDJF

Fae: Dante you over react too much

Dante: what !! Laurence legit just fainted and im the one who over reacts

Laurence: ha, crybaby

Dante: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Me: DANTE WATCH THAT FINGER BEFORE I CUT IT OFF

Laurence: HIS FINGER IS WAY TOO HIGH YOU NEED TO CUT ITTTT

Me: goodbye Laurence

Fae: so has everyone enjoyed their neko Ro'meaves yet ?

Dante, Laurence, and Travis: heeeelllll yeaaahhhh

Fae: aw thats good. now its time to torture you. >:)

Dante: WHAT

Me: *magically ties Dante and Zane to a wall*

Zane: WTF *hiss*

Dante: ummmm... whats going on ???????

Fae: IM ONLY DOING THIS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Me: hopefully😂

Me: Lucinda, your move. Again.

Lucinda: i love this game. *smashes Vylad and Travis' heads together making them kiss*

Dante: WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT  THEEEE  FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Zane: VYLAD I THOUGHT WE WERE BROTHERS

Vylad: EWWWWWWWWW

Travis: EWWWWWWWWW

Vylad: Zane how do you kiss him thats nasty

Zane: i feel hurt

Zane: HOW DID YOU FUCK HIM THATS NASTY *points to Dante who is currently crying*

Dante: 😭😭😭 cri

Vylad: *brushes teeth then kisses Dante*

Travis: HELL NO IM NOT BRUSHING MY TEETH IM GOING TO PUT A HOSE IN MY MOUTH TO WASH OUT ANY SIGN OF VYLAD WHATSOEVER

Zane: wait r u serious

Travis: *spits out hose water* what

Fae: that was amazing

Me: ikr *magically takes Zane and Dante off wall*

Zane: *full on makes out with Travis because ya know, Zanvis*

Vylad: *keeps kissing Dante*

Garroth: *eats cat food*

everyone: ...

Garroth: the fuck are you guys looking out

Laurence: gar im not kissing you till you wash out your mouth because thats nastyyy

Garroth: oh hell *washes out mouth*

Fae: well then.

Me: let me just end this all here so it doesn't go anywhere further lmao

Fae: 😂😂😂

Me: anyways guys, i hope you guys enjoyed this one and don't forget to leave more ask or dares in the comments❤❤ byeee !!!


































Me: ZANE LEAVE TRAVIS ALONE NOW OMG UR SUFFOCATING HIM WITH YOUR KISSES

Travis: im cool

Zane: *hiss*

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