Mustache man, (also known as Caleb) worked at dairy queen. When on one fateful day, he heard someone yell, "CAN I GET ME ONE OF THEM WHIRLY STORMS!?" he served them and later on when he was taking out the trash he saw a blonde trash monster wearing sponge bob glasses. "WHAT THE SHIIIIIITTT IS THAT!!!!!!??????" he yelled, in fear. He dropped the trash and ran away. TO BE F-ING CONTINUED