I am rudely woken up with cold water on a Sunday mourning. I open my eyes to see two Amys.
The first one shouts,"Wake up you idiot."
"Nop, not waking up to this nightmare."I reply in a sleepy voice. They grab onto my feet and drag me off my bed.
Out of frustration I scream, "What do you want from me it's Sunday. Secondly whatever it is I don't care! Thirdly why are they two of you, hasn't the world suffered enough?!"
"We want answers to why we look like identical twins even though you are my identical twin."
"Well that is stupid."I answer
"What is stupid?"
"Asking me of all people for answers tell me what examination answers or real life answers I know and before I even answer that I'd like to know what is going on ."
"Well, Brandon I am Amy and she is Amber and we just happen to look completely alike, does that answer your question? "
"Go and ask dad I have things to do."
It's official, girls are the weirdest creatures and should be kept in cages. I sleep a little more and I have this awesome dream where I am a dragon and I get to fly and vaporize my enemies like homework and teachers and school and most important, math.
I wake up only to find that my nightmare was actually real, there where two Amys! I go the living room and they are watching tv so just to make sure this isn't a dream/nightmare I go and pinch their cheeks and THEY STILL THERE! So I pull their hair and NOT ONLY ARE THEY STILL THERE, THEY BOTH STAND UP AND SLAP ME AND I FEEL IT!
I leave the room in shock and decide to go and hang out with my friends until seven at night. I get home and realize something, I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK! So this is how it always goes down it's either I do it all and sleep late or don't do it and forgive myself for not doing it but stay up on social media and sleep late.
It's not my fault I have homework any way so....... social media it is.
I have an itch on my nose I can't get rid of so I go on Google to self diagnose myself. It turns out I have anorexia, obesity, diabetes and oxygen cancer and 5 seconds to live.
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Something Missing
General FictionA story about twins who are separated at birth by their father in exchange for something else
