Edd: (Pointing at Y/N and internally screaming at Tord) TORD! WHY WOULD YOU KIDNAPP A CHILD?!
Tord: (Smug look on his face and shruggs) I don't know, maybe I wanted to.
Y/N: (Blinks)
Edd: (Triggered)
(Matt and Tom walk in)
Matt: Whats with all the yelling-OOHH SMOL HUMAN! (Picks up Y/N)
Tord: (Pointing at Y/N) Well, I kidnapped this dumb little girl and-
Y/N: (Bites Tord's finger)
Tord: Oww! ( Pulls his finger away and stares at Y/N with evil Tord look)
Tom: Hehe, I like this kid already.
Tord: As I was saying. I kidnapped this girl and Edd is freaking out about it.(Points at Edd)
Edd: (Punches wall) TORDTHISISILLIGALYOUCANTJUSTKIDNAPPACHILDWEREGONNAGOTOJAIL!!!(Demonically screams and jumps out the window)
Y/N:(Boops Matt's nose)
Matt: GAH! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE! (Drops Y/N and runs to his room)
Y/N: (Giggles)
Tom: (Picks up Y/N) So, what are we gonna do with her?
Tord: I don't know. I was planning on eating her but...
Tom: What
Tord: Nothing
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Okay, okay. I'll be making it a little more serious in the next chapters. I was dying from laughter while making this. I'll try to post the second chapter in a few days. Peace
-Blood
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Four Idiots And A Child (Child!Reader x Eddsworld)
FanfictionYou were an abandoned 5 year old that didn't learn how to talk. You were kiddnapped by a man in a red hoodie, and was taken to a house with 3 other men wearing hoodies. They may not be the best care takers, but you loved them and they quickly learne...