(Warning: This chapter will contain swearing in it)
Y/N has been living with the crew for over a month now.
Edd: Tord, Tom. Me and Matt are going to go out shopping for groceries. You'll have to watch Y/N until we get back.
Tom: *sigh* Don't worry Edd, we'll take care of-
Edd: *death stare* And you better NOT have alcohol around Y/N.
Tom: o-okay
Tord: *laughing at Tom* Heuheuheu-
Edd: *Death stare at Tord* The same goes for you too. NO guns and especially no hentai! Got that!?
Tord: Y-yes mam..sir...uh..er
Edd: *innocent self* Okay, see you two in a few hours*
A few hours after Edd and Matt leave
Y/N: *Sitting on the couch coloring*
Tom: *flipping through the channels* Ughh, this sucks
Tord: You suck
Tom: Shut the hell
Tord: Fite me bitch
Tom: Oh, you wanna go, Commie?
Tord: Did I fucking stutter
Tom: *Slaps Tord's face*
Y/N: *Looks up to watch the fight*
Tord: Oh you fucking bastard *Slaps Tom's face*
And now Tord and Tom start fighting and cursing while a 5 year old is watching. Wow, Great parenting.
Tom: I'll fucking shove one of your ak 47s down your throat, you bitch!
Tord: Fucking Do it, I dare ya, Jahova!
Y/N: fuck
Tom & Tord: *Stops and look at Y/N*
Tom: oh shit
Edd: *kicks the door open* GUYS WE'RE HOME!!
Matt: Edd, I swear to god one day you're gonna break down that door.
Y/N: fu-
Tom: *puts his hand over Y/N's mouth before she can speak*
Tord: Hey guys. Me, Tom, and Y/N were just about to listen to Tom play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on his guitar and watch some Dora the Explorer.
Tom: Yep, nothing inappropriate here. Nope. We're gonna go now, bye!
Tom & Tord: *Runs to Tom's room with Y/N*
Edd: Aww, they're getting along so well with her.
Matt: Hey, whats this? *Picks up a note pad with scribbled writting on it*
Edd: Aww, Y/N must be writting down words that she can say. *Reads the note pad* Edd, Tom, Tord, Matt, chair, breakfast, tree, bitch, fuck, bastard- wait a minute...
Matt: oh jeez, Edd-
Edd: *triggered and demonically screetches* TOM! TORD!
------------------------------------------------------ Hey! Sorry for not updating so often, I just do this thing for fun but now im really getting into it, help. Also, your first word was fuck so, i guess thats an improvment? Also, I haven't had much Matt involved even though he's my favorite character. I'll put him in more in the next chapter. Cya later!
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