1. Moron

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"Damon you're stupid and a moron!" yelled some random guy whose probably mad that I stole his girl.

Oh if only he knew how fucking smart I am!

Hey, I'm Damon Cade. I'm 17, British, single (call me ladies!), and some may call me smart. Well I do like to brag but I keep it at a minimum to protect the bad boy rep.
But before you go all Damon! Why are you still single don't you want a girlfriend!!
Yes I do but all the girls that I try dating are weird. HOT. But weird.
One girl wouldn't stop touching or poking at my tattoos. She kept asking what they ment but since it was the first date and I didn't want to risk her telling the whole school the sentiment behind my tattoos. So no one knows, everyone one thinks that their just gang tattoos but trust me, never been in a gang....maybe a cult, but never a gang. Maybe I've met a gang but they didn't shoot me and shit. They just wanted some cocaine. I gave them the stash that I hung onto to avoid getting shitted. No, I don't snort cocaine! I do Smarties. Just kidding.

Oh and I'm all over the place too. Did I mention that I have ADD. Yep hyper active as shit. Yeppp....

Oh yeah back to reality or idk.

"Fuck you!" I screamed shooting up a middle finger. I walked over to my locker amd I opened the door while humming High School Musical when... SMACK!

Then all of a sudden a girl is on the floor.

First thing that comes to mind....CUTE!

Then I panic and grab her.

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