2. Miss Girl Who I Hit In The Face With My Locker

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I dragged her sort of dead body to the empty hallway and nudged her softly till she awoke.
"Hello? Miss Girl who I hit in the face with my locker?! You alive in there?" I said as I poked her kinda hard.
She mumbles something, "Yes? Daddy."
Oh ok well I'm pretty sure we haven't met but I know, I'm extreme daddy material. So thanks.
She then all of a sudden leans in a grabs at my dick area and kisses me.
Immediately got a huge boner. OK before you say anything, it's 7 inches. I know pretty big huh?
But then I pushed her back remembering that I don't know who she is and that I have to go to class after this. Oops.

She then quickly yelped and her two different colored eyes flew open. Not gonna lie, she's really and I mean really hot. Like Scarlett Johansson hot. Not that I have a shrine dedicated to her and jerk off to her. Shit why the hell did I tell you that?!

She slapped me.
"What the hell? You fucking kissed me?" She yelled as she dragged her hand across my beautiful face.
I rapidly grabbed my face and screamed. "Ok first off, hello I'm Damon Cade nice to meet you and why the hell did you slap ME?!"
She got up and slapped me again. 
"Because you were taking advantage of an unconscious girl!"
"You literally grabbed my dick and kissed ME!" I said almost screeching.
"Whatever bye fuckboi!"
I ran over in front of her.
"Do. Not. Call. Me. A. Fuckboi." I replied emphasizing every single goddamn word that came out of my perfect mouth.
"K whatever!" She rolls her eyes.
"Ugh. At least let me apologize for hitting you with a locker and getting a huge boner in front of you?"
"Ew. Boners. Grosss." She flicked me away like a fly in a drink.
"Fine. At least give me your name?" I said almost pleading
"It's Jaspar, ignorant brit." She rolls her eyes again.
Oh. No. She. Didn't.
"Lemme give ya a lil backstory. I'm not ignorant, it's a stereotype we brits hate, I'm trying to be a gentleman but obviously you want my smart ass to shit you so say hello to my motherfucking brain!" I state.
"Whatever." She walks away. Fine bitch you just lost me a piece of fine ass cake.

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