today is my Bachelorette party and it made me realize that our brides maids and grooms men are a mess. I have inna as my maid of honor and Ashley as the best man. Automatically that doesn't match then I have Katelynn and due to jinxx and sammi's recent divorce I had to take Sami out and now I need new brides maids and I need 2 more. I asked CC's girlfriend Lauren if she would be a brides maid and she gladly accepted. So I'll have inna and short walk up together , Katelynn and Jake , and CC and Lauren of course but now I just need someone to walk with jinxx. Damn I need friends. While the girls planned my bachelorette party I was losing my fucking mind with this stupid wedding planning and now we also have to return a dress and get two new ones in the same style. I was talking to a lot of the girls I've been hanging out with on tour with and I became pretty good friends with vic fuentes's girlfriend Danielle so I asked if she could be my bridesmade and she gladly accepted so I'll have her walk up with jinxx.
After a few more hours of planning inna came into the living room and pulled me away and forced me to get all dressed up. She never told me what we were doing. She just yelled at me to get in the shower while she set out my clothes and planned my makeup
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After my shower I got dressed in the clothes inna layed out for me and did my makeup with the stuff. Andy was probably already out with the guys so we didn't have to worry about each other tonight. I could finally let loose and get rid of some of this stress. Inna ended up taking us to a club where Katelynn, Lauren , and Danielle were waiting for us we got out of the car and walked up to the door , showed our IDs and went in and went strait up to the bar "I plan on getting super drunk tonight so I forget every single thing that happens" I say already downing a shot. After I finished the shot inna put her hand on the glass and said "(y/n) that is no way to solve stress" "It is tonight" I said. We all laughed. Had a drink then went and sat for a couple minutes before going to dance a little and drink some more. We were all just standing in a circle dancing. At least I hope it was dancing cause we were drunk as fuck. Except inna. She was our driver. We spent another hour dancing then we were all dieing and had to sit down. I took my shoes off and got another drink and some water so I stayed hydrated and tried to cool off a bit. After peeing about 30 times in 40 minutes I was ready to just go hang out the five of us. We went back to the bus and sonar we were all still super drunk we thought it would be a great idea to do the strangest and stupidest things. I'm pretty sure I galloped around the parking lot spinning my jacket around in the air until inna made us get in the bus then we sat down and started playing truth or dare. "Danielle Truth or dare?" Katelynn asked "*hic* ummmmmmm. Truth" Danielle said " is your hair really truly naturally that red " "Yes. Now. Inna. Truth or dare?" Danielle asked inna in her sort of slurred speech "Dare" inna said with her adorable Russian accent "You have to lick katelynns right boob" "What the fuck. We're both married though" inna said "Don't care. Do it" Danielle said Inna walked over to Katelynn and Katelynn lifted her shirt and inna licked her right boob then swished some water and spit it in the sink "One. Ew. And two. Ew!!!" Inna said sitting back down "Lauren. Truth or dare?" Inna asked Lauren "Dare" Lauren said "I dare you do sit on top of the bus screaming at the top of your lungs then scream 'lick my tits arianna grande'" inna said "Where did that come from in your mind" Lauren said standing up "You don't wanna know. Now get to it." Lauren somehow managed to ninja her way up there and sat down criss cross and screamed then yelled "lick my tits arianna grande" then calmly climbed down and we all sat back down. "(Y/n) you get dare and so does everyone else from here on out" Lauren said "Ok" "You have to you have to reenact the milk fic with Danielle minus the you know. Milk in the ass" Lauren said "WAR FLASHBACKS!!" I yelled at the thought of the milk fic. They all laughed and I layed in the tub. A towel under my elbows as Lauren narrated everything. After that horrifying experience we all sat down. "I'm never going to look at milk again" I said "Danielle. You have to grind on inna for the next turn until it's over.........in your underwear" Danielle just stood up and took off her pants like it was nothing and grinder on inna awkwardly while Katelynn Lauren a dare "Lauren. You have to take a shot of mustard " "No! That's so gross!!!!" Lauren yelled "To bad. You have to do it. And the longer you take the longer we have to watch Danielle grind inna" Katelynn said "Fine" she stood up walked to the fridge after grabbing a shot glass and filled up the shot glass with mustard and downed it and then gagged and held back puke then fused out her mouth and took a shot of vodka. We sat there for a second because inna and Danielle hadn't realized that the turn was over and they were really getting into it. I think one of them even moaned. "ALRIGHT YOU TWO. BREAK IT UP. THIS ISNT PORNHUB!!" I yelled and they both blushed and Danielle put her pants back on and sat back down. We played for about another two hours before the guys came home and at the worst possible moment to. I was dared to run around the parking lot in my thong and t- shirt screaming "LICK ME ZAYNE" After doing that while he guys watched we had to explain to them why and as they were explaining I was putting my clothes back on and andy walked over and whispered "in the only one that gets to lick you" in my ear then winked at me and walked to the bathroom. Pretty sure he's drunk too.
