My Lucky Charm (Jacksepticeye X Reader) Imagines And Lemons.

I wish. (imagine)

Your pov:
Im working at shift at Labelle which is a very expensive fancy night club. Only the rich and famous show up here. If you arent rich or famous and youre in here....you work here.
I personally am not phased by the celebrities when i come face to face with them.
So here i was working my shif serving people food. When in walks my dream guy.
Sean McLouglin Most eligible youngest  bachelor in ireland and proud owner of the 3rd fastest growing channel on youtube Jacksepticeye.
I nearly died.

"Oh my god lexi help." i grab her arm and pull to the side.

"Whats up?" she asked.

"Hot guy alert!"

"There are about.i dont know..100 hot guys in here be specific!!"

"Ugh!" i point at sean who was in a booth surrounded by women.
"And he just got off the bachelor i was soo glad he let go of that hooker kyanne!!"

"Ok um since you like him...go talk to him." she said.

"Are you crazy look at me compared to those women. They have hour glass figures and look like aphrodites! I look like a rejected yandere simulator character!"

"Ok you want to know what i see?"

"Sure?"

" i see.." she counts the girls at the table. "Two cheating wives, three hookers, 2 hoes, four gold diggers and one eligible bachelorette."

"Who?"

She points at me. "You, you talk about him all the time oh jack this and jack that and oooh jack just uploaded a video, ooh jack just tweeted, oh jack is so nice hes so cute. Oh i hope hes ok and yada yada yada."

"Geez i didnt know i talked about him that much."

"You do and now you have the chance to talk to him. So go!!!"

"And do what?!"

"Stay here." lexi goes up to his table she writes somethin down and comes back.
"You my dear are gonna bring mr.McLouglin and the hos our finest bottle of Champaign!"

"What!?"

"Yea now go go go!"

I rush to the back and grab a bottle of Champaign and run to his table.

"Hi, um here's your-" i was rudely interrupted by a woman snatching the bottle away from me.

"Aww thank you! Yourr such a deer now run along bambi!"she said rolling her eyes at me.

I walked over to lexi

"Howd it go?"

"Not so good the whore took the bottle away and shoed me off!"

"Ugh hos these days smh." she said shaking her head.

We laughed.

"Waitress!" i hear jack say.

"Thats my cue!" lexi said going to sean's table.  Sean is saying something to her they laugh and then the girls get up and leave sean and lexi talk for a bit then he gives her money. She comes back over.

"Childhood friend tip." she said.

"What?!"

"Yea i known him in primary school before he moved. Funny thing i dont remember him. But dont worry he'll be back again next weekend so you have a chance next time we'll be ready!"

"Hold up you knew the Jacksepticeye and didnt tell me?!!"

"Like i said i dont remember him all that well plus we were kids! Cut me some slack!!"