Me: do you think draco's ok?
Me: we haven't seen him since he was a ferret
Person: bet he's 100% fine
Person: see, he's over there, beneath that tree.
Draco: lEmME TALK u A sECreT
Person: aaaaand he's talking to a beetle
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me: harry is gone fml
person: you mean he left hogwarts?
me: yeah my soulmate has disappeared, kinda disappointing y'know
person: what do you mean you're not dating him are you??? i mean it's supposed to be slytherin vs gryffindor
me: no he's not
person:
me:
person:
person: goodbye sophia
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me: dudes do u know where we can get bras
me: i mean
me: not a lot of room for a growing girl underneath these robes.
girl: ?????????
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me: oh look it's the twins' younger brother
ron: hi my name is ro-
me: OH LOOK IT'S THE CHOSEN ONE
me: *leaves ron in the dust*
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me: *steals McGonagall*
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me: *as im entering the shrieking shack from the whomping willow* Y'ALL FELL DOWN THE WRONG RABBITHOLE
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me: *watches the flying car fly by, about to crash*
me: *turns to my boyfriend* make a wish honey
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dumbledoorknob: yeah so don't go in Forbidden Forest
me: literally harry like destroyed quirrel last year and you talk about forests
YOU ARE READING
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Randomlisten to your least favorite sofa with stuffing made of hate scream and rant and talk about founding fathers, cats, and wizards. oh and see how long the couch can last without throwing someone out the window
