Roses Are Red [Aradia x Karkat](ON HOLD)

Chapter Six ==> Deadly Shenanigans

"No, no. That's way too risky, even for us." You resorted back and denied the thought out suggestion, leaning into the wall of your closed room. The two of you have been arguing on and off about doing something that could practically end your sufferable lives, if not done properly. You're kind of considering that idea of death, yet not really fond of the aftermath for your close family. Why are you even pondering about suicide right now? A small sigh escaped your throat as you down another spoonful of honey to ease your frustrating thoughts. You watched lazily as Sollux does the same, licking the spoon clean before dipping back into the half empty jar.

"It would be fucking awethome to see one of thothe meat bagth in perthon, pluth revenge to what they've all done to uth! Karkat, do you thee my point here? Thith is an all or nothing chance to thay 'fuck you' to the leaderth." His voice was pleading in every way possible at this point, almost close to desperate. You couldn't help but to feel a sense of honor yet be very offended at the way he's offering. Of course you're going to milk this moo-beast for as long as it lasts, considering before you pass the fuck out from the heaps of mind honey you've consumed. "I need you on thith mithion because you're dithcrete and know how to time thingth perfectly while under prethure."

If that was a compliment to your mental capability, you would've laughed right then and there, but you stuck to your senses for the occasion. You can use this to your advantage, "Since I'm obviously an important teammate and you're basically ready to lick my prostate clean, I have but only one demand before agreeing to this life or death situation."

Sollux arched an eyebrow and sat up off the floor, "I'm lithtening..."

"You're going to attend the horrendous social event called a 'book club' in honor of sacrificing my life." You deadpanned, making stern eye contact to the now wide-eyed yellow blood.

He paused for a second, possibly trying to process what you had just said. "That'th a joke, right?"

"Did I fucking stutter Captor? It certainly wasn't something to be laughing about, since you need me." You couldn't help but to bathe in the victory of your soft blackmail.

On the other hand of the deal, Sollux grumbled and dropped his spoon into the jar. "Fine, I'll go to the lame ath thing with you. That wath unexpected of you to even attend thomething ath disguthtingly relevent to your free time. Are you that bored of playing with yourthelf?"

"Okay, yeah, no. I'm backing away from this conversation as quickly as possible so, go suck a pile of hoof-beast manure for all I care." You barked out before running your fingers through the black strands of your hair. "But... Kanaya is worried about me and she thinks this shit is going to ease some stressors. I don't know, it's just one big clusterfuck to be completely honest."

"Ah, tho you're dragging me along to a therapiutical group to thuffer with you? That ith tho thoughtful of you K.K., really, it just warmth my heart." One of his hands pressed against his chest as his head tilted to the side. Why is he such an ass all the time?

You let out a scoff, "The only thing that warms up on your body is that disgrace you call a bulge."

Your friend waved the rude comment off and screwed the honey jar shut from any other attempt of consumption. You made a grab for it slowly but he pushed it away from reach and you bared your sharp teeth at him. The honey looks so lonely by itself, you just want to punch him in the face and eat it all. "Look, I don't need you fucked up when the job goeth down. Altho thince Vrithka ith apart of thith crew, you need to thober up before that bitch getth here."

"Wait what?" Your eyes widened, though it wasn't quite the surprise thats she was attending. "Couldn't you find someone a bit more less annoyingly infatuated with themselves that are aware of human territory?"