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You accidentally hit their...crotch

Bts as your boyfriend

Let's just say you were doing stuff like dancing and doing some sports and you accidentally hit dem jewels

                              JIN

He collapses on his knees with his eyes wide open after your hand accidentally collided with his dingy dong while you were dancing. He hunches over and clutches his willie.

"Oh my god Jin! I'm so sorry!" You covered your mouth with your hands and you scurried next to him.

He stayed silent still looking straight ahead with his eyes wide open.

"What did I even do to deserve this?" He whispered like a maniac.

"Look, I'm really sorry I didn't mean to." You say half crying, half laughing because he really did look like a dumbass.

"I did everything. I fed you and the members. I took care of you and the members. I scold you and the members if you done something wrong. I point out everything if something is wrong with your outfits so you and the members won't embarass yourselves. And what do I get in return? A band of retarded idiots and a gilfriend who is laughing at me after she hit my eggplant." He facepalmed and slowly curled up into a ball on the floor.

                             SUGA

You and Yoongi decided it was a good day to play basketball, and in the middle of your game, you gave him a bounce pass and it hit the floor at a wrong angle so it went straight to his whooper.

You gasped and covered your mouth with your hand, preparing to be killed. He slowly wobbled to the bleachers while holding his corndog and sat down.

"Y/n, come here please." He ordered and his hands doing a 'come here' motion.

You were nervous because he usually calls you 'Y/n-ah' or 'Y/n-ie' so this is not good. You gulped and quickly went to him.

"Oh my, I'm really sorry Yoongi! I didn't mean to hit you in the...yeah. Please spare me!" You cried clinging unto his arm in a kneeling position.

"Tsk." He held your chin and made you look up at him and a smirk slowly made it's way on his pale face.

"Ya know I would forgive you if you make it up for tonight." He winked and carressed your cheek with his thumb.

"W-wai-what? Umm... Y-you huh?" You stammered and slowly stood up.

He pulled you down and sat you on his lap. He wrapped his arms around your waist and nuzzled his face on your neck.

"Shhh let me rest. It still kinda hurts ya know."

Tonight's gonna be a long night.

                           J-HOPE

"MY DIGNITY IS RUINED! HOW AM I GONNA HAVE KIDS WITH YOU AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY?!!?! ARE WE GONNA GO FOR ADOPTION?!" He starts wailing and rolling on the floor, holding his anaconda.

"MY SUNSHINE I'M SO SORRY!" You pleaded and knelt down next to him to hug him tight.

"WILL YOU LEAVE ME IF I CAN'T GIVE YOU CHILDREN!?! WILL I BE FOREVER ALONE LIKE JUNGKOOKIE?!"

For a sunshine he kinda turned pessimistic and negative.

"Listen Hobi, you'll be fine." You pat his back and rubbed it.

He sniffs and just lays across the floor like a starfish.

                    RAP MONSTER

"I still need these to do you, you know?" He whispered while holding his italian salami.

"I was gonna say sorry to you but after that line... Nah. You perv." You shook your head at his line.

"Says the one who wants me so bad that she 'accidentally' hit me in the balls. Do you really wanna touch me that bad? Just say so, it's not like I mind." He smirked while doing the quotation marks.

"Do you want to kick your willy wonka and remove the 'accidentally' part?" You crossed your arms.

"You're acting as if you were the victim here!" He pointed at you.

"Well if a perverted sentence was thrown at you, of course you would jump in joy and hug that person." You sarcastically said.

"So are you gonna say sorry or do you have something else in mind?" He gave you an eyebrow dance.

"Sorry bitch."

                             JIMIN

"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!" An ear piercing scream spread out the halls and the dance room you were practicing in.

"OOOHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAAAHHHD!" He sobs and curls up into a ball.

You just stood there not knowing what to do. You feel like if you touch him anywhere he would growl and bite you.

"Okay I'm overreacting." He quickly sat up and stretched his legs.

"Are you okay? I'm so sorry Chimchim." You softly say.

"Hehe I'm just kidding with you Y/n. Well it does hurt but I'm kinda used to be hit down there cuz...you know. Doing the splits and all." He shrugs.

"Geez you scared me." You sat next to him bit his shoulder.

"Ah! Be careful next time you're dancing then." He scold you.

"Fine, ballet master."

                                 V

He gasps and holds his love muscle in pain.

"I'm stained."

"I'M SO SORRY TAE! I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE THAT CLOSE!" You frantically apologized and hugged him.

"How could you do this to me?" He whispered and a single tear left his eye.

"Noooo! Don't cry Taetae!" You wiped his tears with your thumb.

He starts shaking violently and falls to the floor with his eyes rolling to the back of his head.

"What on earth?! Taehyung get up!" You yelled at him. At this point, you knew that he was just joking around.

"T-tell Jimin he is an i-idiot for me..." He stuttered and sobbed.

You rolled your eyes and left the dance room with him on the floor and crying his last words.

JUNGKOOK

He ain't called Golden Maknae for nothing.

Either he dodges whatever was gonna hit him or it does not affect him.

Kidding.

"Ooowwww." He whines.

"Oh gosh are you okay Kookie?" You hugged him and swayed him around.

"I hate you." He whispered and hugged you back.

"Love you too Kookie."