When they get their wisdom tooth out and they're high on anesthesia
...Bts as your boyfriend
Let's say you guys are at home and this is the after effect.
JIN
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
You slowly turned your head towards Jin, who said a dirty pick up line. Only to see him creepily smirking at you, cheeks puffy and a cotton ball sticking out on the corner of his mouth.
"Uhh... Go to sleep babe. You need it." You pulled up his blanket to his chin and ran your hands through his hair, giving him a head massage.
"I got you good with that line huh?" He was still smirking at you, but with hooded eyes due to your massage making him sleepy.
"Yeah you did. I'm surprised you could still talk talk properly with all that gauze in your mouth." You tapped his puffy cheek.
"Well I could do a lot of things with my mouth." He winks and shakes his shoulders.
You couldn't hold it in anymore and bursted out laughing.
"Yeah that's right. I'm the funniest fucking man alive!" He throws up his arms and flails them around, almost hitting you.
Looks like anti-profanity Seokjin won't be back soon.
SUGA
"Did you know that I cried once because I dropped keys on the floor after a long day and didn't get sleep the night before?" He suddenly says after staring at a wall for the past ten minutes.
You stifled a laughed and looked at him with a surprised expression.
"Are you serious?"
"Yes. Like seriously I got my coffee spilled all over me, I accidently closed the car door on my finger, I stubbed my little toe on a table in my studio after I decided to finally take off my sneakers that got torn because it got caught in a wire sticking out of the sidewalk, Jungkook kept urging me to help him with his song cover asking me to play the piano but my finger hurts from the earlier accident so I said no and Jin went all crazy on me screaming and got mad because dumbass Jungkook told him. Finally, the song I've been working on for days got deleted after my computer crashed."
You felt really bad and you knew you shouldn't laugh. You still laughed.
"So I was finally home right? And I got my keys out to go into the dorms. I dropped my keys... So I dropped myself on the ground too and started sobbing while hugging myself instead of picking up the keys."
"Oh my god! My poor baby c-come here!" You exclaimed opening your arms for him while laughing your heart out.
"So you're just gonna laugh about it instead of actually feeling a bit sorry?! Fine then! You guys are always like that! Always treating me with no love at all! Y-you guys always think I'm strong but I need love! You guys kept teasing me and I say nothing even though I'm tearing up inside! I'm sensitive! I need love! Why won't you love me?!" He starts kicking his legs and sobbing.
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