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After you told them to read Killing Stalking and they did...

Bts as your bestfriend

So basically for those who do not know, Killing Stalking is a manga/manhwa idk made by a korean artist. The characters are Sangwoo and Yoonbum. Yoonbum is a frail, perverted, traumatized boy that has fallen inlove with Sangwoo who is very good looking (for me) kind and also a fucking psycho that kills mostly women after torturing and having sex with them, good huh? Yes it's gay. Try reading it. If you don't want spoilers don't read this chappie of mine

JIN

Jin: Young lady

Jin: We need to talk

You: Why?~

Jin: Don't act all innocent like Yoon... I forgot his name

Jin: Yoongi

Jin: Lol

Jin: I mean

Jin: You read those kind of stuff?!?

Jin: Istg I thought you were more of an action lover type of girl

Jin: But this is just unnacceptable

Jin: UNACCEPTABLE

You: But you still read it

Jin: I forgot Yoongi's name and you still think I read it till the end?!

SUGA

Yoongi: Lol every girl here has big tits

You: That's all you're gonna say?

Yoongi: And slutty

Yoongi: Deym Sangwoo's a dick

Yoongi: I mean he could just go to therapy with Yoonbum and they could be together forever in rehab

Yoongi: Sounds more sweet

You: Tell that to the author

Yoongi: I will when your tits are as big as JiEun's :D

You: t(•_•t)

Yoongi: I still love you tho

You: Wait a second

Yoongi: ???

You: This is basically yaoi

You: And you still read it??

You: And you fucking ship Yoonbum with Sangwoo?!??!

Yoongi: I just thought of a better plot ಠ_ಠ

Yoongi: And I don't ship them

Yoongi: I ship Me x Bed

You: Of course you do

Yoongi: Me x You is also a good one

You: I ship You x Jimin so shut up

Yoongi: ¬_¬

J-HOPE

Hoseok: Euugh what's with all the violence?

Hoseok: Oh my

Hoseok: Yoonbum is such a smol innocent child tho

You: "innocent"

Hoseok: He doesn't deserve any of this ಥ_ಥ