IGGY pov:
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You we're going into labor!
"Ahhhhhhh! I'm going into labor!" you screamed, in the ambulance on the way to the hospital while you were going into labor, with McKenzie, Khaetlinn and 1975 by your side. You could tell Khaetlinn was still mad, and you were still crying out of embarrassment. Also from pain since you were going into labor.
"Khaet...." you said, grabbing her hand.
Khaet whipped a tear from her eye.
"We were friends. But you were just playing me the hole time," said Khaet.
"Girl, I didn't play you! He played US! I had no idea you guys were even a thing! He said he wasn't seeing anyone!" you said, blatantly lying.
"Wait...really?" Khan asked.
"Really, Khaet."
"You swear?"
"I swear on my unborn child's life that I had no idea you and Zæn were a thing," you said.
"In that case....I forgive you, Iggy," said Khaet. You smiled.
You were glad to have your friendship with Khaetlinn back. Now you could focus on this whole birth thing.
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KHAET POV:
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Now that the drama was over with Iggy, your #1 one focus was to make sure her baby was born healthy, alive, and beautiful. You even considered adopting the baby and raising it at the Plantation since Iggy would likely rather focus on her magic and music career.
"IT'S SLAY TIME!" screamed Iggy, frequently whipping her legs open so that the doctor could get to work on her puss.
"Ha ha. Good one Iggy. You're so funny and original," said Zæn. You glared at him in his eye.
"EVERYONE QUIET!" screamed doctor Leana (your go to doctor who did all of your plastic surgeries). "The baby's coming!"
Iggy pushed and screamed for a good five minutes, until all of an sudden a little copper penny started to pop out of her coin purse.
"Iggy's having an ethnic baby!?" gaped McKenzie.
"I'm WHAT!?" gaped Iggy, looking down at the brown head popping out of her putsy.
You turn to the nearest mirror and ask yourself, "If Iggy isn't the one pregnant with Zæn's baby, who is?!"
You heard a voice from behind you say, "I am."
You whipped around to see her standing there, in a rougé toga dress. One of a kind--for sures Mossimo. Her huge pregnant belly embraced by her dainty lady hands.
Assante.
Everyone gaped in horror.
"That's right cave BITCHES. I'm back from the dead," said Assante, recklessly knocking a vase of flowers over onto the ground with his lengthy hand.
"Hey! That was a g-" mumbled McKenzie, but she was cut auwf by Assante telling her to "stfu ugly."
"Babe!" yelled Zæn, running up to embrace Assante.
Frequently Assante lifted her hand and shot a bolt of lighting at Zæn, knocking him over onto the ground.
"She's a which now!" gaped Iggy.
"You've had sex with three women since I died like two seconds ago!" Assante screamed at Zæn.
Khaetlinn and Iggy both looked around the room. "Did you say...three.. or?" mumbled Iggy.
"I didn't mean t--" Zæn started to say, but was cut off by a lighting bolt slashing him in the face.
"So you wanna play with magic," said Asante, while blasting Zæn's body with lighting bolts. "boy you should know what you're falling for."
"She's a which now!" screamed Iggy in whorror.
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Author note:
I'm back cracker BITCHES. And so is Assante.
