FINNNNNN
DOT
AH U USED CAPITALS I'M SO PROUD I WANNA GO GET YOU A CELEBRATORY PIZZA
CAN YOU?
I've complained about how little my job pays me do you seriously think I'm wasting hard earned cash on perishables
But you'll spend it on glitter mascara that you never ended up using because it stuck your eyelashes together?
It made me happy that day which is all that matters
You are so not going to be able to function as an adult
So what did you text yell at me for
Well I want to tell you about my day! Why? Because I am
A self centred brat?
*fingerguns* YES! Well at least I'm self aware
Can I be self centred too?
Yes but after me
Also are you going to answer my question?
Tell me about your day.
I NEED TO KNOW THE ANSWER
DOT SIMONE IF YOU DON'T DROP THE SUBJECT LIKE A HOT POTATO THEN I WILL WHEEL INTO YOUR DINER AND RUN YOU OVER IN FRONT OF YOUR BOSS, THEN PROCEED TO SQUISH A COUPLE MORE INNOCENTS BEFOR YOU GET FIRED FOR BEING UNABLE TO RESTRAIN YOUR VIOLENT WHEELCHAIR FRIEND
Finn! Dont say stuff like that
WHY? You do it all the time
I wouldn't get fired for being unable to CONTROL YOU
stop being such a hypocrite - if you're going to threaten me say something thats slightly feasible
So you don't even care about the poor flattened innocents?
Will they get to pay before you assault them?
You have corrupt morals
I've accepted it.
And you're not going to drop the subject?
no, but i gotta go to work now.
You better not start wheeling around the city like a maniac
Oh I wouldn't dare.
YOU ARE READING
What Falling Feels Like
Short StoryDakota was the kind of person who walked into trees and Finn was the kind of person brave enough to climb them. Simple enough, right? Notice the past tense. -A series of texts.
