A-paw-ling- appealing
Be-claws- because
Bo-fur- bother
Cat- get/got
Cat-atonic- catatonic
Cat-s all- that's all
Cat-astrophic- catastrophic
Cat-ch- catch
Cat-ititude- attitude
Cat-lateral damage- collateral damage
Claw-ver- clever
Clawful- awful
Claw-st- lost
Claw-sion- caution
Claw-some- awesome
Con-fur-sing- confusing
Con-cat-ulations- congratulations
Disa-purr-ance- disappeare
Feline- feeling
Fur-ozen Frozen
Fur-end- friend
Fur-get- forget
Fur-got- forgot
Furred- third
Furry- very
Fur-st degree purr-der- first degree murder
Fur-miliar- familiar
Fur-tunate- fortunate
Fur-rious- furious
Fur-real- for real
Fur-ward- forward
Grand-paw- Grandpa
Help meow-t- Help me out
Hiss-tory- history
Hiss-tericle- hysterical
Hy-purr- hyper
Hy-purr-cat- hypocrite
In-fur-ior- inferior
In-fur-delity- infidelity
Konnichi-paw- konnichiwa
Kitten me- Kidding me
Lion- lying
Litter- litre
Litter-ature- literature
Litter-lly- literally
Meta-fur-kitty- metaphorically
Meow- now
Meow-sician- musician
Meow-ntain- mountain
Meow-velous- marvelous
Mew-niumun- minimum
Mewty beauty
Mewd- mood
Mew-axium- maximum
Meuws- muse
Mew-sery- misery
Mew-sic- music
Mewmaid- mermaid
Mew- you/new
Oh Meow Gosh- Oh my gosh/OMG
Paws- pause
Paw-y- sorry
Paw-don me- pardon me
Paw-table- portable
Paw-lease- please/police
Paw-some- awesome
Paw-sibly- possibly
Paw-sibility- possibility
Paw-sititve- positive
Paw-purr-sition- proposition
Pay-purr- paper
Pounce to my level- get on my level
Pre-paw-sterous- preposterous
Purr-cat-stirnate- percrasticnate
Purr-ecious- precious
Purr-ns- puns
Purr-ks- perks
Purr-gress- progress
Purr-gressive- progressive
Purr-haps- perhaps
Purr-fect- Perfect
Purr-ice- price
Purr-iceless- priceless
Purr-ince- prince
Purr-incess- princess
Purr-sonal- personal
Purr-sasion- persuasion
Purr-thday- Birthday
Purr-imid- pyramid
Purr-ito- burrito
Purr-ty- pretty
Suf-fur- suffer
Su-purr-ior- superior
Tail- tale/tell
Tail-ent- talent
Tox-hiss-ity- toxicity
Un-cat-fur-a-bell- uncomfortable
Un-fur-tunate- Unfortunate
Won-fur-ful- wonderful
These are some other ones, but please don't find this the wrong way. I am NOT trying to offend anyone. This is only for cat purposes. Meow!
Cat-tholics- Catholics
Meow-slims- Muslims
Cr-hiss-tians- Christians
Mew-ish- Jewish
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Cat Puns
HumorThis is the purr-fect book for all of those cat lovers who want to be humorous. Or, you can learn the cat language!
