Q. What do you call a pile of kittens?
A. A meow-tain
Q. What are cats called when they get older?
A. Grand-paw
Q. Why don't cats like online shopping.
A. They purr-fer cat-ologes.
Q. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn.
A. She had a litter of mittens.
Q. How do you get a wet pussy?
A. You put it in the shower.
Q. What do tigers wear to sleep?
A. Stripey Pajamas
Q. What is smarter than a talking cat.
A. A spellin bee.
Q. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. Why did the cat put the letter "M" on the frigde?
A. Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. Purr-ple!
Q. How does a lion greet the other animals into he field?
A. "Pleased to eat you!"
Q. Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?
A. Just kitten.
Q. What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A. Frostbite
Q. What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
A. Chocolate Mousse!
Q. What looks like half a cat?
A. The other half.
Q. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A. A Furrari
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Cat Puns
UmorThis is the purr-fect book for all of those cat lovers who want to be humorous. Or, you can learn the cat language!
