From: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [08:36 pm 12/09/16]
yo u chikin nuget
To: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [08:39 pm 12/09/16]
lmao is that my new nickname? did you finally get over egg?
From: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [08:41 pm 12/09/16]
eggy will alwayz b in my <3, but i rlly lik chikin nugetz rn. anywayz, i nid help 4 engrish hwk, iz all giberish 2 me n i cnt concentrat rn
To: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [08:47 pm 12/09/16]
bro... your texting is fucking gibberish... it literally takes me a few minutes to understand what you're typing... anyways, i suck in english, you know i can't talk for shit. ask someone else
From: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [08:50 pm 12/09/16]
but evry1 told me that they cnt help me :( i rlly need some1 2 do ths wth me coz i dnt understnd anythng
To: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [08:55 pm 12/09/16]
go ask that guy on instagram, dancemonster. i heard that namjoon is really good in english and stuff. and he's really nice, he's going to help you, trust me. just tell him that you're my friend, and he'll accept.
From: Ahjumma Cucumber *-* [09:12 pm 12/09/16]
ty so much minah!!! i luv uuuuuuuuuuu <3
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minahhhhhhhhhh
minahstrawberry
what do you want, loser
taetaelien
did you...perhaps... introduce ahjumma cucumber to namjoon?
minahstrawberry
lmao maybe
minahstrawberry
that's none of your businesses tho
taetaelien
ugh cause he keeps rambling about how weirdly cute she was typing
taetaelien
and he said that he felt like it was love at first sight
minahstrawberry
um that was fast
minahstrawberry
how can he fall in love just by looking at how she texts?
minahstrawberry
and i'm telling you the way she texts makes me fucking dizzy
taetaelien
well namjoon is quite... unique
taetaelien
he always liked strange girls
minahstrawberry
well soonyoung never dated someone
minahstrawberry
and namjoon's really nice
minahstrawberry
so i'm gonna make them marry each other and make babies
taetaelien
woah calm down jagi
taetaelien
one step at the time
taetaelien
we should marry each other first ;)
minahstrawberry
....
taetaelien
anyways, did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
minahstrawberry
wtf no i didn't
YOU ARE READING
marry me.
Fanfiction❝you said that if i bought you food, you'd marry me?❞ ⌜ started: january 1st 2017 ⌟ ⌜ completed: april 26th 2017 ⌟
