"Hi"
"Hey"
"Hello"
"Hola"
"Which one of the dumbasses are you again?"
"I’m Jungkook"
"Ah of course, coconut headass guy"
"It’s nice to see you in person, Minah"
"Wait...Minah?!?"
"...What the fuck?!?!?!?"
"WELL, I TOLD YOU I WAS FUCKING COMING YOU STUPID PINK PRINCESS!!!READ YOUR TEXTS FOR ONCE GODAMMIT!!!"
"I’M SORRY, OKAY?!?"
The awkward atmosphere couldn't be avoided. Minah and Taehyung were staring at each other from time to time, shyly smiling at each other. She would then curse at someone to camouflage her obvious feelings towards him. While everyone was digging into the cake, she pulled her phone out of her pocket.
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INSTAGRAM
Sign in:
Email: minahstrawberry@e-mail.com
Password: ringalingadingdong
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minahstrawberry
hi
taetaelien
why are you talking to me on insta?
minahstrawberry
...i feel more comfortable here
taetaelien
what? are you speechless from my godlike looks?
taetaelien
i knew you would be once you see me :)
minahstrawberry
i can't help it okay, you are simply just gorgeous|
minahstrawberry
i can't help it okay, you are simply|
minahstrawberry
i can't help it|
minahstrawberry
i can't|
minahstrawberry
no, i feel like i’m gonna puke if i see your ugly ass face again
taetaelien
that’s not nice minah
taetaelien
it’s my birthday, you're supposed to treat me well today :(
minahstrawberry
ew, why would i be nice to someone like you?
taetaelien
aw come on it’s so obvious you’re lying
taetaelien
might wanna cover up those cute pink cheeks of yours before bluffing minah
minahstrawberry
shit, you noticed that? fml
minahstrawberry
FUCK I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO SEND THAT FUCK FUCK DUCK
taetaelien
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
taetaelien
so you do like me
taetaelien
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minahstrawberry
I ONLY FELT FLUSTERED BECAUSE JIMIN LOOKS REALLY CUTE, OKAY?!?
minahstrawberry
DID YOU SEE THOSE CHEEKS? AND THAT EYESMILE?!? I CAN’T!!!
taetaelien
whatever floats your boat minah
taetaelien
i'm just saying tho
taetaelien
yoongi hyung said you like me
taetaelien
and yoongi hyung is always right
taetaelien
he is NEVER wrong
minahstrawberry
… fuck yoongi
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"Fuck me? What the fuck are you guys talking about? Ew" Yoongi scrunched up his face in disgust, peeking at Minah’s screen. He stared at her, a disturbed expression lingering on his features.
"Look here, you white ass boy, fuck has two meanings. One, as in, you know, fuckity frickity fuck. And two, as in I fucking hate you bitch."
"Aw, I fucking hate you too!" Yoongi cheerfully said before walking away, flicking his middle finger at her.
"HEY! NO SWEARING IN THE HOUSE, YOUNG CHILDREN!"
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taetaelien
hihihihihi now you fell into yoongi’s wrath
taetaelien
i’m going to be waiting for his diss track now
minahstrawberry
BRB
minahstrawberry
i’m about to drop a lit mixtape
minahstrawberry
called “daegu boys stink”
taetaelien
...how do you know that yoongi and i were born in daegu?
minahstrawberry
i totally did not stalk you for hours when i had nothing to do|
minahstrawberry
i totally did not stalk you for hours when i had|
minahstrawberry
i totally did not stalk|
minahstrawberry
i|
minahstrawberry
jin mentionned it to me once
minahstrawberry
and daegu boys really are just- ugh
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"Wait what? You stalk Tae as your pass time activity?" Jungkook shockingly said, sneaking a small peek at what she was typing. She quickly covered his mouth.
"Listen up bunny boy, if I hear one word about this, I won't be afraid to crush your balls. Not that you have any anyways." She threatened him. He looked at her with wide eyes before nodding. Someone passed by and chuckled silently.
"...So you do have a crush on Taehyung."
"FUCK OFF YOONGI!"
YOU ARE READING
marry me.
Fanfiction❝you said that if i bought you food, you'd marry me?❞ ⌜ started: january 1st 2017 ⌟ ⌜ completed: april 26th 2017 ⌟
