Being Crowned

01

I pushed my hair back out of my face as I sat up and yawned. With my eyes still closed I fumbled around for my phone to check what time it was. I reached over to my night stand but I didn't feel anything so I scooted closer to the edge of my bed. I still didn't touch anything and frowned. I leaned forward and felt my fingers touch my phones cool screen. I smiled and picked it up with two fingers. I still had my eyes closed when I tilted too far and tumbled off my bed with a thud.

You can tell I'm clumsy right ? I shot my eyes open and mumbled ow as I got up and rubbed my butt from the hard fall. My feet made no sound as I got up and walked on the soft cloudy carpet to my bathroom and set down my phone on the sink counter.

I wobbled over to the toilet, deedeed and flushed. Yea. I know. Very childish. I've stuck with those terms since I was a kid. I never knew how to say pee and poop when I was younger so my mom taught me deedee and doodoo. Like how could I not know how to say pee and poop. It's like the easiest words in the world. Besides from food. Who wouldn't know how to say food ? And name all the foods ? And love food ? I even made a song for it in a Mary Had a Little Lamb theme.

Food

Pancakes, cookies, chips, and fries. Muffins and pop tarts.

Sushi, tacos, pizza, wings. Here, are some more for your dreams.

Cupcakes, ice cream, apple pie. Onion rings, chocolate cake.

Popcorn, nachos, Oreos. Heavens right here, before your eyes.

Donuts, pretzels, tater tots. Cheese burgers, corn dogs.

Biscuits, cheetos, hot pockets. Don't chu worry, my lil kid.

Waffles, cheez its, gummy worms. Funnel cake, cookie dough.

Bacon, hash browns, cookie krisp. There's more to come after this.

Bagels, brownies, rice Krispy. Chicken nuggets, hot dogs.

Twizzler, skittles, tootsie rolls. Hershey kisses and kit kats.

Crumpets, custards, frito, fudge. Scrambled eggs, dumplings.

Pudding, shortcake, wonton, s'mores. There is only a few more.

Pasta, pickles, gingerbread. Meatballs, haiku rolls.

Chimichanga, quesadilla. Pork chops, French toast, and salads.

Macaroons, and lemon crepes. Toasted bread, jam and all.

Here we're coming to an end. I love food and you should too.

I was that bored. To write this song. ( mhm it's horrible ) Only I know this. And of course my best friend May Wilson. Speaking of which she should be here in an hour.

I went back out into my room and walked to my closet. I took out a pink tank top, white high waisted shorts and a cardigan. I walked back into the bathroom and set down my clothes as I grabbed my phone and turned on music. Is it just me or everyone listens to music when they shower ? I stripped out of my pajamas and stepped into the shower. I washed my hair extra clean and reached over to get the body wash. Bad Things came on and I used the body wash container as a microphone and started singing along.