Living In 1Dland (One Direction Fan Fiction)

Chapter 10 by Emma Styles :)

"Emma", he breathed throatily into my ear, his chocolate waves tickling the part where my earlobe and neck meet. "Emma", Harry said again, a bit louder. "Emma", he yelled in a quite feminine tone. Wait...what? My eyes fluttered open abruptly as I glanced upon my friend Audrey's pale face. "Audrey! What in the hell?!", I hoarsely yelled. "Your mum let me in! I just wanted to talk to you before you left to go be Louis and Harry's surrogate.", she crooned faux-sultrily. "You think you might've been able to do that some other time, like after I've had my coffee.", I growled. As I moaned and groaned I crawled out of my bed, my soft, plum-colored carpet cushioning my fall. Audrey burst into a fit of giggles at my body in a lump on the floor.

"I still have my whore couture pajamas on, it's too damn early for this.", I bit back. I was donned in a red, striped, cotton tank top that hung loosely off my shoulders and a leopard print pair of boy shorts. "Whoa. Harry isn't here..is he?", she questioned innocently. "Please, Aud. Just let me get some coffee in my system before the perverted jokes start", I said tiredly.

Audrey and I hadn't been friends for nearly as long as Jade or Brianna or Ailene and I. However, Audrey and I got each other better than Ailene and I. We knew each other better than Brianna and I. We had more in common than Jade and I. I had Blake of course, but I couldn't exactly dish to him about Hazza's perfect, pink lips and rich curls. Audrey gets it though.

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After I had my coffee, carrot cake scone, thrown on some clothes, fixed my curls, and smeared on eyeliner I was ready for the public eye. Or at least the public eye of the fitness club. I had already packed, prepped, and fangirled for Friday. I didn't have a single thing to do for three days. The only thing I've been doing lately is talking to Blake and practicing my blush and smile combination. The gym was the only thing I hadn't done yet. Audrey was a gym rat, she was constantly dressed in velour and lycra. So, I thought that there was no better partner than her.

After going on the tread mill and elliptical for three hours I was dead. "Audreyyyyy", I whined as we stepped into her tiny bug, "How in the hell do you do that everyday?" Practice makes perfect, love. I glanced down at my phone as it vibrated. "Aye, sweet cheeks ;)", it read. Without even looking at who it was room I knew it was Blake. "Ello, candy lips ;D", I quickly tapped out. "Is that Blake?", Audrey asked, drawing out the last part of his name for what felt like hours. "We're not a thing, Aud. Not even a little bit.", I sighed. "Well you like him and he likes you...So..why the hell not?", she said a bit snootily. "Cause I love him. And I flirt with him. But I could never imagine us like that. I want Harry. Even if it is a pipe dream", I explained slowly. "A pipe dream that might happen in a couple days, my dear", she sing-songed. As I let her words sink in I realized that she was right, yet again. "Hemma forever, bitches!", I yelled. As we burst into fits of laughter I let my thoughts take me elsewhere, into a little place by the name of 1D Land.