Whiterun Guard X Reader: Arrow to the Knee

Selfish

I smile at his comment. "So just stay close to me, and no one will bother you; got it?" I explain as the guard eagerly nods.

"Yes ma'am!"

"Alright-y! So let's explore!" I give the Whiterun Guard a comforting smile as we walk through the long halls of the Blue Palace.

"So. You ask a lot about me, but I don't know that much about you." The guard states.

"Maybe I don't want you to know about me." I reply sassily to see his reaction.

He gives a dramatic sigh as he sees the grin upon my lips. "For a minute I though you were serious, and I thought you would've took my soul, or something!"

"Unless you've got dragon in you, then you can keep that soul of yours." I laugh along with him. "Anyways, ask me some questions, but then I get to ask you questions! Deal?"

"Deal!" He smiles. "So. Besides saving Tamriel; what do you like to do?"

"Hmm..." I hum in thought. "I like to do tasks for (Insert main guild here) and try to help others." I explain.

"Woah. It doesn't sound like you have any time for yourself! Now I feel selfish..." He mutters.

"Well... what do you like to do?" I ask.

"I like to gossip, complain, tell extravagant lies, and try to do anything to help Whiterun."

"That isn't selfish!"

"You think so?" He says in awe for a moment then thinks of another question. "Are you married?"

I chuckle at how curiously he asks. "Nope-"

"-Are you seeing-"

"Ah-ah-ah; my turn!" I laugh. "Alright so I'm either very forgetful, or you haven't told me your name-"

"Oh! I don't believe I have! How rude of me, I am sorry miss. Dragonborn. My name is-"

"DRAGONBORN!" A scream came from the abandon Pelagius Wing, and I vividly remember what happened last time I stumbled in there....

(If you've never played that crazy quest I'm talking about, well there will be spoilers so play it! It's very good, and puzzley!)