Chapter One: A Shit Storm

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  It was April 20th, 2012 in Cow Town, when Cow Patty gave birth to a smol cow. It was the greatest day of her life, it's too bad as she was giving birth, she shat all over the place and made a huge mess. That didn't seem to phase her, though, nothing could change her mood. But the greatest day of Cow Patty's life was soon to turn into a big shit storm.

As Cow Patty was turned, celebrating with her imaginary friends, the street sweeper came to clean up the pile of shit and took Cow Patty's smol baby with it! Cow Patty soon noticed that her precious baby had disappeared, as she was too caught up celebrating with her invisible friends.

  What was Cow Patty going to do? She had left her baby on the ground in a pile of shit, how was she supposed to explain that to people?
  Suddenly, Cow Patty had an idea, she would call Detective Philip Horse to help her find her baby. Detective Horse would not judge her, as he just got out of prison for smuggling baby pigeons into China.

  Cow Patty found out where Detective Horse was living and walked up to his door...

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