Cow Patty in Cow Town

Chapter Three: The Shit Sweeper

Cow Patty was now alone on her search for her newborn cow, she was lost in her thoughts as she walked depressingly down the street. She thought to herself about her time with Detective Philip Horse, did she maybe like him? All she knew was that she was sad without him there. "It can't be, a horse and a cow can't be together..." Cow Patty thought to herself, "what if he wanted more than just a boop? What if he wanted a marriage? What if he wanted to be the dad to my smol cow?" The thoughts wouldn't leave Cow Patty's head.

Detective Horse sat alone in his house, asking himself if he really wanted to marriage her. It was clear now, Detective Horse knew he wanted Cow Patty, and only Cow Patty. He started doing research immediately, trying to find clues of where her smol cow could be. He did not care if he found Cow Patty's baby alone, as long as he could make her happy in the end. After long hours of research, Detective Horse knew where her smol cow was. "The street sweeper comes by whenever there is a mess to clean! It must've came by and swept up Cow Patty's baby in the shit pile!" Detective Horse was so proud of his realization, he went down to the street sweeper building and knocked down the door--
He pulled out his gun and clopped around the building with care in his search for the smol cow. Detective Horse came across a large compactor where all the waste goes, and just his luck, the smol cow was laying on top of the pile. As Detective Horse went to grab the baby, the lid shut on the compactor, and Hector the street sweeping hermit crab jumped out. "I see you have come for the smol cow, let me just tell you that it's mine now!" Hector skipped across the floor towards the compactor, "I saw the smol baby in the pile of shit and saw it as an opportunity to raise a child of my own." Detective Horse felt bad for Hector, but the smol cow did belong to Cow Patty. They started throwing punches and tossing each other around. Cow Patty ran into the building just at the right time to open the compactor, grab her smol baby, and make a run for it. Hector noticed very quickly that the smol cow had been stolen, he started crying. "I've never been happier than when I had that smol baby, no one has ever loved me." Detective Horse stood there, he didn't know what to do.

Cow Patty heard Hector crying, and walked back into the room. She knew what she had to do...