Cross Fight B-Daman Scenarios; [hiatus]

Scenario 18: Doggo

*rolls around*

Uhm... Okay I suck. I only update every end of the school year. Senior High School isn't as easy as I thought.

SCENARIO 18: DOGGO

((Okay so uhhhmmm, imagine that you are the owner, and each of them is the dog ^^; ))

Riki: Arf! I am now getting out of this pet shop! I wonder what mysteries are ahead of me~? *runs away from owner's arm*
Owner: H-hey! Doggy come baaaaack I wuv uuuuuuu

You: Doggy! Can you fetch me some water, please?
Samuru: Tch. And I thought dogs were a man's best friend, not a man's best maid. *gets water anyway*
You: Good doggy!! *hugs*
Samuru: Arf! Ughhhh I hate hugs-

You: *comes home crying*
Novu: Arf arf! What's wrong, master?! Why are you crying?? Who dares to hurt my master, arf arf?!
Also Novu: *sets the garden on fire*

You: *practicing stunts and tricks with dog* Good boy!! *gives treat*
Rudy (Normal): One day, I shall be the aspiring dog you want me to be, arf!
Rudy (Possessed): I don't need an owner!! I can be great on my own!! I shall be the superior of all dogs!!! BARKBARKBARKHAHAHAHAHA

((Dafuq was dat laugh tho))

You: Basara dawg!! We are going to do some running today!!
Basara: No. *goes back to sleep*
You: You lazy ass dog.

Hugo: Arf! Arf! Arf! BARKBARKBARK *all day, to show his superiority*
Neighbors: DOES YOUR DOG EVER LEARN TO SHUT UP????????????
You: Uhm--

You: I want that dog! *points at Simon dog*
Simon: A-arf?! A female owner?! Nononononooooooooooooo--

You: *panicking* Oh my God!!! I have guests coming over in less than an hour and I am not yet done with the food!!
Yuki: Say no more~ Arf! *helps out with the cooking*
You: Oh my holy potatoes mg doggo can cook how the f---

*doorbell rings*
You: *opens the door*
Derek: Arf arf arf! Fear me!!
Your friend: Aww, how cute~
Derek: WHY DOES NOBODY FEAR ME--

Asuka: Arf~! I am the most beautiful dog in the world!! No one can surpass me, me and my beau--
You: *accidentally spills your lunch on Asuka* oops, sorry sweetie...
Asuka: BARKBARKBARK!! How dare you make me filthy, human!!!
You: Sheesh... I can just bathe you lat--
Asuka: Excellent~ arf~
You: -____-;; narcissistic dog.

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*hoping that the gods may accept my offering to regain my inspiration and motivation to write*