Cross Fight B-Daman Scenarios; [hiatus]

Scenario 12: Presidency

SCENARIO 12: PRESIDENCY

SITUATION: After the elections for the new president and all those other political positions, it is now time for the awaited speech of the new president. Widely known as State of the Nation (Address), the president will now discuss some stuff that the author doesn't really care about. XD

A/N: I actually don't know anything about State of the Nation (Address), but I know the concepts, so go ahead and read~ XD

Riki: I have decided to make a new law. As your new president, I have issued a new law for all of you to follow. According to the new Republic Act number 345, Section 67, Article 89, all schools shall have two to three Field Trips in one school year. This is now a law, so that kids today will finally solve the mysteries in the world. Mystery!

Samuru: As your new president, I would improve all the B-Daman arenas into something better. End of of the State of the Nation. *walks away*

Novu: Because our world is getting worse by the minute, I am encouraging everyone to support all of the campaigns that I will create soon. Because we keep on complaining how bad the world is today, right? So, if you want a better world, start with yourself! *flashes the kawaii smile*

Rudy (Possessed): I AM YOUR PRESIDENT, BUT I AM ALSO THE KING OF THE WORLD. YOU SHALL ALL FOLLOW THE LAWS AND MY ORDERS, OR I SHALL ALL SENT YOU THE DEATH PUNISHMENT! *evil laugh*

Basara: The freedom is all yours, but be sure to follow the laws or I shall punish you all. I will also put wifi everywhere so you'll shut the hell up.

People: WIFI EVERYWHERE?! YAAAAAAAY!!!

Hugo: ROOOOAAAAAAR! I proposed a new law for you all, and it is called the "Lion Protection Policy"! We shall all protect the lions, for they are the king of all kings, just like me! ROOOOAAAAAR!

Also, you shall be greeting everybody by ROOOOAAAAARRRRing like me! Understand? Now, ROOOOOOAAAAAAAR with me! :D

Other government officials: . . .

Vice-president: Why did the people vote for him again? -____-

Derek: Tigers are the best animals in the world! Therefore, we shall protect them. You shall be in jail for life if you kill tigers! :D

Simon: I shall now divide this country into two, the east and the west. The east is for us men, while the west is for the girls. If you're bringing a girl to the east, you better make sure I'm not gonna get you, or you're either gonna be in jail for life or sent to the death punishment. AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?!

Yuki: New law! Republic Act number 123, Section 45, Article 69 - there will always be free food every Friday and Saturday! Enjoy the food~! :D Any restaurant who fails to follow this law will have to forcefully shut down. And because today is Friday, free food for everybody~!!!!! :D

People: HURRAY FOR PRESIDENT YUKI! :D

Asuka: First of all, I would like to thank you all for voting the beautiful me to be your president. Of course, I do deserve to be one because I am the most beautiful among all beautiful. *wink* Now, I have proposed several new laws for you all; Republic Act number 343, Section 88, Article 9 - all commoners shall look beautiful. Don't try to be like me because you can never be as beautiful as me, but you can be beautiful in your own ways. Anyone who fails this will:

1st offense: Your attention shall be called and you shall be sent to a beauty parlor.

2nd offense: You shall be sent to beauty school.

3rd offense or more: YOU SHALL FACE THE PRESIDENT YOURSELF. BE PREPARED FOR THE PUNISHMENT!

Don't make me do the 3rd offense punishment. I don't like being stressed; it makes my beauty fade. I hope we are all clear here. *winks*

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Guess who's baaaaaack~! :D Me, of course ^_^

Did you miss me? Yeah probably not ahahaha XD

Anyway, here is Scenario 12 for you. I am sorry if it's a bit boring and not as funny as the previous scenarios. I still got the hangover of what happened the past month, so I'm still trying to recollect. But I hope you enjoyed anyways and I hope I entertained you :)

I'll be updating soon, but not fast updates because I am busy with school. Just expect me to be randomly popping out of your news feed and you'll be like "Omg! The scenarios are updated" or something like that XD

Anyway, have a good day ahead of you~! :)

PS: Don't pressure me :3