Brokentale: Underlost Losttale

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      Sans watched as Bonbon dug around the trash to retrieve her pet. How she giggled as Flowey continued to shout at her as she brushed away the remains of the cupcake confection from his pot. Settling him down to a slight simmer, she placed him back ontop of her head. Sans slumped over his counter, watching as she was about to leave. Bonbon stopped midway through her step and turned around to face him. Raising a brow bone, he wondered if she forgotten something. Making her way back, she stared at him and he stared back. Waiting to see if she wanted anything. But she merely smiled at him before giving him a small kiss on the side of his skull before running off.

      Sans didn't move, didn't even blink as he let the soft kiss settle in. Something warm spread across his wounded soul, a form of tenderness he couldn't describe. Touching the place where her kiss lingered, he could tell how goofy his face must be with how large his smile has spread. Hearing his phone ring, snapped him out of his current daze. Looking at the time displayed on the phone he noticed that it was going to be a while before his MTT Resort job. Which also ment that it would be awhile before he could see his little munchkin again. Letting out a long sigh, he answered his phone.

"sup, sans napping at the moment. please leave a message after the snooze."

"SANS! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR TOMFOOLERY! THERE'S AN IMPORTANT MATTER I WANT TO ADDRESS YOU WITH."

"what's the matter?"

"SANS!"

"sorry, bro."

"YOU ARE NOT SORRY! LOOK..."

"can't, our cell phones don't work that way."

"OH MY GOD SANS! HAVE YOU SEEN THE TINY HUMAN!!!"

"didn't she just call you?"

"YES, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF SHE WAS STILL THERE."

"nope, she just left. why?"

"I WAS RUMMAGING THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND'S NUMBER ONE SOCIAL WEBSITE....."

"c'mon bro, not that thing-"

"YES! THE UNDERNET! AND I FOUND SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME SINCE I LAID MY EYES ON IT!"

"paps, we don't have eyes."

"THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE SANS! WHAT HAS ME CONCERNED IS THIS PROFILE I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING AT."

"okay, who's is it?"

"BROTHER DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!"

"sorry."

"DO YOU KNOW A YOUNG MONSTER THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF MONSTER KID?"

"maybe, not good with faces. i did hear you say you got a fan with that name though."

"AH YES! I REMEMBER NOW, MY NUMBER ONE FAN. HMMM, NOW THIS MAKES IT QUITE HARD TO HANDLE THE ISSUE."

"c'mon paps, what's on this kid's page that's making your bones rattle?"

"THEY ARE NOT RATTLING! AND IT DOES NOT BELONG TO HIM, IT BELONGS TO OUR TINY HUMAN!"

"strange, seeing how she can't read."

"THE ABILITY TO READ OR NOT, SHE HAS ONE!"

"if your on her page, then why bring up this monster kid?"

"BECAUSE HIS NAME IS ON IT!"

".......and...... is that bad?"

"YES!! YES IT IS!"

"why?"

"HIS NAME IS UNDER THE CATEGORY OF 'CURRENT RELATIONSHIP'....." The abandoned hot dog stand was left with only the remains of  magical space dust in its wake as the sound of a cell phone cracking echoes throughout Hotland.