How our conversation went:
Me: LOOK!!!!GREEK GOD BOOKS!! YASS
Alexa: And..?
Me; e.e you Baka
Alexa: Oohhh! You picked a Sexy Book!
Me: O.o
Uncle: Wait what... *Chuckles*
Alexa: heheheheh
Me: NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOO KILL ME LORD KILL MAHGG!! *Screams*
Alexa: .-.
Uncle: *laughs*