Once upon a time, there was a midget king named Ryan. Now, Ryan had an odd little kingdom. His kingdom was full of Nothing. One day, all of the Nothingness took out all of their barbie dolls and over took the king. So, the Nothingness held the little king captive with the barbies as guards. Midget Ryan couldn't get past all the dolls. One day, Ryan tried to rebel. The barbies took out their flamethrowers and machine guns and killed little Ryan. The end.
