Mewtwo x Lucario: Mewcariotwo

Cologne

After they hung out, Lucario quickly ran to find Eevee. Suddenly, he tripped over something! It was Eevee! "Dang Lucario! What's up with you?" Eevee asked. "Eevee. I need help...again!" Lucario panted. "What this time?" Eevee asked. "Mewtwo told me that I spend to much time with him, and not enough time with you!" Lucario explained. "And now, he wants to see us go on a date!" Eevee first made a face as if there wasn't a problem, but then she remembered that Lucario said that girls were complicated.
She walked to him and helped him up. "Don't worry, Lucario. I'll help you," she said. "How?" Lucario asked. "Every time you mess up, I won't be mad. I know girls are complicated to you, so I'll understand." Lucario looked up at her and smiled. He then did something he never thought he could do. He went in...and kisses Eevee's cheek! Eevee turned surprised by that, and blushed madly. "I-I-I-I'm sorry!" Lucario stuttered. "I don't know what came over me...I-I'm-" Eevee then stopped him by putting her paw on his mouth, and kissing his cheek. Lucario blushed as he saw Eevee smile. "Save that for the date," Eevee smiled. A few hours later, Lucario and Eevee walked to Mewtwo's home.
When they got there, Lucario smelled something and nearly fainted! "Oh...my...god!" Lucario said, his eyes widened. "What's that smell?" Eevee asked. "It's Mewtwo! He's...he's wearing cologne!" Lucario then got so intensified by the smell, he drooled, thought of Mewtwo, and hugged himself tightly! "Lucario! Pull yourself together!" Eevee said, shaking his leg. "Oh...right...sorry," Lucario said.
Mewtwo then walked out, and Lucario's face got too red and he drooled more! "Hey Eevee. Hey Lucario," he smirked. His abs got close to Lucario, and his tail was wafting the smell into Lucario's nose. Lucario was in heaven. The cologne got in his brain, and he got lost in space. He thought of Mewtwo. About his hands, his smirk, and his abs. He was so amazed by his thoughts, that he couldn't understand anything going on outside.
"Lucario! Pull it together!" Eevee yelled, shaking his leg again. Lucario woke up, and got back into reality. "Sorry! So sorry!" Lucario said. "Um...Mewtwo?" "Yeah?" Mewtwo asked. "Why are you wearing cologne?" "Oh. I was originally planning on giving the cologne to you for your date," Mewtwo explained. "But I thought of wanting to spray some. When I did one, I wanted to do more. And then, accidentally, the top loosened, and cologne got all over my chest. I'm so sorry, Lucario." "It's okay. It suits you better anyway," Lucario said. "Oh, hehe, thank you," he smirked.
Lucario blushed again, and they all walked out.