Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: Cause he got a hole in one
Q: Why do people play the trombone?
A: Because people can't move their fingers fast enough
Q: How many South Africans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A Brazilian
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: a tattoo
Q: Why did the Koala bear fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: Get in the car
Q: How many tickles does it take to get a octopus to laugh?
A: Ten-Tickles
Q: What type of meat is the cheapest?
A: deer balls, they're under a buck
Q: what did the big chimney say the little chimney?
A: You're too young to be smoking
Q: Why shouldn't you enter a contract with wolverine?
A: He has retractable claws
Q: What do you call an Ape that keeps coming back?
A: A boom-orangutan
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They just log on
Q: What did the cow say when he drove the car?
A: nothing, he said "Beef Beef"
Q: What is Forrest Gumps password?
A:1forrest1
Q: Why do basketball players wear bibs?
A: because they like to dribble a lot
Q: Whats brown and Sticky?
A: A stick
Q: How many Mexicans does to take to screw in a light bulb?
A: just Juan
Q: Why do most fish swim in Salt water?
A: Because they are allergic to pepper
Q: What do you call french fries in a frat house?
A: Brotatos
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it
