-fake you are sick
-claim you are not done
-say, "I forgot my notecards"
- tell them a family member died
-break your neck
-make a fake presentation and say its your "advanced version" (even though it just says Fuck Off)
-break your legs RIGHT as you are gonna present
-yell at them, "FUCK OFF" and don't present
- Play hide and go seek (but never come out)
- Throw up
- Pretend you cant read
- say you don't speak english
- Say you never made a presentation
- Convince them you were never assigned a presentation to do
- Go to the bathroom but never come back
- have a panic attack
- talk about your grandma and just get all emotional
- Forge your parents signature on an excuse note
