Cups N' Yogurt

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• Do you want Cups N' Yogurt?
• Do you need Cups N' Yogurt?
• I will buy you Cups N' Yogurt.
~ No, it is ok, I do not need Cups N' Yogurt.
• I insist you let me buy you Cups N' Yogurt.
• Trust me, you need Cups N' Yogurt to survive
~ Cups N' Yogurt is not a necessity to me
• But Cups N' Yogurt helps you become whole
~ The whole thing you just said about Cups N' Yogurt is crap
• Why would you disgrace Cups N' Yogurt like that?
~ Because Cups N' Yogurt is a stupid phrase.
• Cups N' Yogurt was created for enlightenment and joy
~ Then how come Cups N' Yogurt makes me sad
• Because you haven't eaten Cups N' Yogurt the right way
~ Omg, I am so sorry Cups N' Yogurt
• Let your sorrow fall the ground beneath Cups N' Yogurt
~ I feel so much better, THANKS CUPS N' YOGURT

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