Thomas: Follow me *sashays down a dimly-lit long hallway*
James: You want more votes, don't you? *follows Thomas*
Alexander: Hey! Wait up! *runs after them*
Thomas: Behold! The room where it happens!
Aaron: *peeks head around corner* *smiles deviously*
James: Wow Thomas you really outdid yourself this time!
Thomas: I know right! I arranged the menu, venue, the seating
Alexander: Jefferson, what the fuck is this?
Thomas: What do you mean you unappreciative prick?
Alexander: For one, there are only two chairs. There are three of us. Even kindergarteners can count.
Thomas: Oh yeah... hehe. I guess you're just not very memorable!
James: *looks at Thomas and Alexander* *runs to chair*
Alexander: *runs to other chair*
Thomas: *pushes Alexander out of the way and sits in chair*
Alexander: *gets off floor* I hate you Jefferson
Thomas: I'm crying. Now shut the door while I get you something to sit on.
Alexander: *under breath* mehh I'm crying wah wah wah I'm Thomas Jefferson *shuts door*
Aaron: *cries* I... want to be in the room where it happens
Thomas: There!
Alexander: I am not sitting in that chair!
James: Why not?
Alexander: It says 'LOSER SITS HERE' and has at least 20 'L's on it
Thomas: I see no problem
Alexander: Ok. You know what. Fine. If we're going to work this out then at least one of us has to sacrifice.
Angelica: sACRIFICE? *eye twitch*
***Author: If you don't get this reference then listen to Hamilton deleted songs. It's called Congratulations ;) Ok I'll be sliding back out now***
Thomas: *pushes Angelica out and shuts window* hehe sorry not sorry about that
Alexander: .~.
James: Anyways, shall we eat?
Thomas: *mouth watering and drooling* YES
Alexander: *disgusted* I guess so
Thomas: BURR!
Aaron: *comes in running* Yes Mr. Jefferson? Would you like my opinion on something? What are we talking about? Anything being traded away yet? Tell me everything
Alexander: ew Burr gross
Aaron: *glares* I see you were invited, Hamilton
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Hamilton Crack
Fanfiction**warning: this book may result in cancer** Literally a book full of stolen tumblr posts and Hamilton memes. Nevertheless, this book definitely has all the Hamilton crack and trash you could ever desire
