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Parodies: No Squirrels

*So, the meaning of the parody is to talk about a specific type of scrub. This type  brags about what they have, and it's someone else's!*

*Instrumental and harmony*

Verse 1:
A squirrel is the kind that thinks that they can try
They're also known as scrubs (scrubs, scrubs)
Always talking about what they have
But always sitting on their lazy (@$$)

Pre-Chorus:
So, no I don't want your body
No, I don't wanna give you mine
And no, I don't want any of your stupid "gifts"
No, I am sure this time

Chorus :
And no, I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you with your life
Hanging in his momma's house
With her best friend's cash trying to impress me
I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you in your life
Hanging in his momma's house
With her best friends cash
Trying to impress me

Verse 2:
A squirrel is giving me game
But his lies are kinda lame
And I know that he's a scrubby squirrel
Now he's looking at me, seeing that I'm looking to him
Can't get with a squirrel at heart

Pre-Chorus:
So, no I don't want your body
No, I don't wanna give you mine
And no, I don't want any of your stupid "gifts"
No, I am sure this time

Chorus :
And no, I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you with your life
Hanging in his momma's house
With her best friend's cash trying to impress me
I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you in your life
Hanging in his momma's house
With her best friends cash
Trying to impress me

Conclusion:
If you don't have a car, and you're talking
Oh yes boy, listen up
If you hanging in yo momma's house
Oh yes girl, listen up
If you have a cutie that you got by lying
Oh yes kids now listen up

*Outro*
Noooooooooo squirrels
Noooooooooo squirrels
No no
Noooooo (uh-hu) squirrels
No no

Chorus :
And no, I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you with your life
Hanging in his momma's house
With her best friend's cash trying to impress me
I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you in your life
Hanging in his momma's house
With her best friend's cash trying to impress me

Rap:
See, if you can't spatially expand my horizons
Then that leaves you in a class of scrubs, never rising
I don't find it surprising
If you have the qualities that
Forces me to put you in a class of squirrellies
So, let me give you something to feel right now
Make it in your mind to change tonight
Can't seem to concentrate on the liar in front of me
You're the blurriest thing that I've seen on Trutv
Satisfy my calling for something conscientious
Check your concise then run back here
And you can quote me on this
That with all the form of currency ever made in the universe
That you've never felt this type of cleansing
From your best friend's expenses
Now, if you really want to know
Ask anybody
Am I really a lying h*e?
Not actually, ask the bosz
With all my señoritias
Checking all your amigos
But you "don't know me" tho?

Chorus :
And no, I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you with your life
Hanging in his momma's house
With her best friend's cash trying to impress me
I don't want no squirrel
A squirrel is the kind that can't help you in your life