Shrek left in such a hurry that he wasn't even sure where he was going. After he left the Swamp, he wandered mindlessly for a few hours, and he was soon lost. He still wandered down a road, but he had taken so many turns that he had no idea what he was doing. However, soon he found a sign that said "far far away"
"Thank onions!" Shrek exclaimed, glad to see a familiar landmark. Although, sad memories of his time with Fiona filled his head, he shook them off with the hope i finding a new love.
Farquaad left the castle. He decided to go to the bar before he set out on his adventure to find a brogre to fall in love with. He drank a few drinks before he decided to leave, but as he got up, an ogre walked in, big, hulky, and with a certain scent... Onions...
"He's perfect!" Farquaad thought. His palms started getting all sweaty as he walked up to the ogre to introduce himself. "H-hi... m-my name's... My name's Farquaad... What's yours?"
"Me?" he responds, "Ay'm Shrek , ye need something?"
"I... Well, uhmm... C-could I maybe buy you a drink?"
"Well ladeh, if that be all ye wanted ye should've just said so!"
Farquaad was relieved beyond belief. "Just play it cool." he thought. "Don't ruin this. This is the one and only chance with an ogre you'll ever get, if mess up, it'll be all ogre for me"
"What's on yer mind, ladeh?" Shrek asked, wondering what could be on the mind of this hot hunk of man.
"I, umm... How'd you like to rent a hotel room with me tonight? It's on me"
"What kinda man do ye take me for?" Shrek said
"This is it." Farquaad thought. "I've blown it."
"I'm sorry..." Farquaad manages
"Whatever for?" Shrek laughed. "of course I'll come with ye!"
Shrek picked Farquaad up, with credit mostly to the drinks, and carried him off to the love hotel across town, "the happily ever after"
