Wifi at Hogwarts

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Albus Dumbledore has updated his status- Got Wifi at Hogwarts!!!!!
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Albus.D- u guys excited????!😆
Ron.W- idk what it even means
Hermione.G- yay 😃
Luna.L- what is this wifi u speak of?
Albus.D- I shall send all pure blood people the copy of muggle devices blah blah blah
Lavender.B- thx

Albus Dumbledore has sent a link to 732 people

Albus.D- who wants da password?
Harry.P- ME!!!!!
Albus.D- the password is #FluffyUnicornsRule for all u students and for the teachers it is password cause I will most likely forget the password
Hermione.G- lol
Lavender.B- ok thx
Ron.W- Fluffy Unicorns?
Arthur.W- google?
Harry.P- ?
Arthur.W- what is google?
Harry.P- what is google? It doesn't even exist
Arthur.W- oh...okay
Hermione.G- few, that was close
Arthur.W- what was close?
Hermione.G- I nearly spelt the password wrong?
Arthur.W- um ok
Albus.D- ok y'all got to get off ya devices and into ya beds so goodnight sleep tight and do not let da bed bugs bight
Severus.S- oh no now that they have wifi at hogwarts the connection will be even stronger and I'll spend the rest of my life listening to the little clicks and taps of people texting on their phones and iPads
Minerva.M-  U R A 🐷
Severus.S- ?
Minerva.M- sorry just discovered Emojis
Harry.P- k, I'm leaving
Severus.S- same
Albus.D- nighty night night ✨🌙🌈

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