Doggie Poo was sleeping (as always when he suddenly woke up. It was a message from his amazing bestfriend Tiger who had sent him a message that said "Wake yo hoe ass up and FaceTime me bitch smh you always sleep😒" Doggie Poo skipped shower and ate toast with Vegemite on it in his PJ's. He went back to his room and put on his red joga pants, pink socks and navy blue sweatshirt while listening to Jacob Sartorius. Jacob was his biggest idol and celebrity crush. He turned on his phone and called Tiger on FaceTime "Hoi Bitch" Tiger said as soon as he saw Doggie Poo pop up on his phone. "Hey Bitch" Doggie Poo replied. "How are you hoe?" Tiger asked. "I'm good, wby?" "Meh" Tiger shrugged. "What, why?" "Cuz" Tiger shrugged again and laughed quietly. "Ok.." Doggie Poo replied confused. They continued to chat until midnight. "Bai thot" Tiger said "Bye fucker" Doggie Poo replied before hanging up. Doggie Poo put on his pink coat and went outside. He loved watching the horses eat grass at midnight. It was such a turn-on for him. When suddenly, a thought hit him like a brick. No, seriously, he got a really bad headache because of it. I'M A UNICORN! Suddenly a rainbow surrounded him, and he begun to float in the air. A pink sparkly horn grew out in the middle of his forehead and his legs turned into hooves. Right over his butt grew a pink sparkly tail and it grew pink sparkly hair down his neck and back. "I'M A UNICORN" he shouted. All the horses looked weirdly at him and then went back to eating grass. Doggie Poo's new name was now Unishit. Unishit turned around and gasped. "You-you're....."
