the next day
raheem: i'm back bitches
theo: my baby.
chloe: i have nothing against gay people but seriously i have been outgayed
chloe butland changed the name of the group chat to "everyone is gay but me :("
chloe: i have no-one to love, stonesy come here
jack: don't you dare get with one of my teammates chloe
chloe: i'm over 18 now i can do what i like
jack butland left the group chat
danny: he is not a happy bunny
chloe: it's not like i actually would get with any of you though, i already have my eyes on someone
harry: oh really?
daniel: who
chloe: hahaha no-one lmao i'm so lonely
chloe butland added jack butland back into the group chat
jack: chloe stop adding me back
jack butland left the group chat
kyle: what is his problem
kyle walker added jack butland back into the group chat
jack: i swear to god i'm gonna kick your asses
marcus: just stay or mute the chat or just stop being so bloody salty
chloe: marcus stop swearing, you're too young
dele: i agree
eric: naughty boy marcus
theo: stop misbehaving marcus, i do not appreciate this.
harry kane changed the name of the group chat to "jack is very salty"
jack: i hate you all
harry: stonesy's gone rather quiet
adam: where you at john
jordan: probs gone to suck raheem off
raheem: i'm right here you mug
marcus: i'm too young and innocent for this, pls stop :(
jack: shut up i'm trying to play fifa
adam: mute the chat then you spack
eric: it's not exactly rocket science
dele: chloe what do you look like
chloe: why do you need to know
dele: confidential information
chloe: stop flirting with me
john: that's my job to flirt
ross: NO JOHN YOU'RE MINE
chloe: kinda happy jack has got his chat on mute now
daniel: he can still see it though
daniel sturridge removed jack butland from the group chat
daniel sturridge changed john stones' nickname to "stonesy"
daniel sturridge changed daniel sturridge's nickname to "studge"
daniel sturridge changed adam lallana's nickname to "llama"
daniel sturridge changed dele alli's nickname to "bamidele"
daniel sturridge changed chloe butland's nickname to "mrs stones"
daniel sturridge removed chloe butland's nickname
chloe: what are you doing
studge: changing the nicknames
chloe: why did you put mine as mrs stones then remove it? proper weirdo
jamie: he baso wants you n john to get together
chloe: but why? john is legit one of my best pals, i've known him for longer than you think thanks to my big bro jack
chloe butland added jack butland back into the group chat
stonesy: what are you saying about me
llama: you just got friendzoned, stonesy
jack: what are you on about, my sister is not marrying john stones
bamidele: thats a shame
studge: chloe n john would be cute just saying
danny: generally think am gonna be sick, stop with all this relationship stuff studge
kyle: i agree, i'm trying to have a poo in peace i really do not need this lovey dovey stuff
jamie: too much information kyle
jamie vardy changed jamie vardy's nickname to "having a party"
harry: jamie mate, leicester are in the relegation zone
having a party: stop bullying me STUDGE HELP IM BEING BULLIED
studge: sorry jamie but you're no longer gonna have a party in the championship
daniel sturridge removed jamie vardy's nickname
daniel sturridge changed jamie vardy's nickname to "championship 17/18"
chloe: but at least you aren't nicklas bendtner who claimed to be good enough to play for real madrid and is now starting for nottingham forest
championship 17/18: that's true but he didn't win the premier league last season now did he
jamie vardy removed jamie vardy's nickname
stonesy: chloe, pm me
chloe: onnit rn babe <3
jack: oh god no
studge: waheyyyyyy
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