"you support possibly one of the worst football teams on this planet, chloe,"
"but you left everton for man city. that's a lot wor-"
"shut up and kiss me you clay-head"
jack butland added chloe butland to the group chat
chloe:....and it's stoke city fc, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen
harry: stfu we've beaten you 4-0 at least 3 times
chloe: jack i'm being bullied already, can you stop being injured and save us some goals pls
jack: i'm trying to not be injured and harry stfu you look like malfoy, go do some spells
jordan: oooooo malfoy just got roastedddddd
harry: you were born in the toon so pipe down
marcus: but jordan hasn't got a huge nose
chloe: are you all savages in this chat or something
eric: yes, yes we are and stoke aren't that bad harry we just win against them every time
chloe: thanks for rubbing the salt in the wound there eric
eric: you're welcome, midget
chloe: HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M SMALL, DO YOU ALL STALK ME OR SOMETHING
dele: no jack tells us everything lmao he said you're like 4'11 or something like that?
chloe: jack, you're meant to be my big brother not a snake and harry's gone rather quiet after marcus' savage behavior
harry: marcus loves me really, don't you marcy-marcy
marcus: no i don't because you play for spurs
harry: ....
jordan: so how old are you chloe
chloe: ... jack told you how small i am but didn't tell you how old i am? wow jack, priorities are a 10. i'm nearly 21, what about you guys?
jamie: 30
jordan: 26
marcus: 19
chloe: aww marcus is the baby of the team, i feel as if i have to protect you at all costs
harry: 23
dele: 20
eric: 23
john: 22
marcus: i am not a baby
jamie: yes you are
chris: i'm 27
joe: 29
daniel: 27
raheem: 22
adam: 28
jesse: 24
kyle: 26
danny: 26
ross: 23
theo: 27.
chloe: tbh dele is also a baby but you scored against stoke today so i am not happy and theo why are you using full stops this is a group chat, stop being so sophisticated
jack: i didn't realise that you, chloe marie butland, could use big words like sophisticated
theo: why are you judging me for being sophisticated, this is bullying.
john: chloe you're such a bully
john stones removed chloe butland from the group
dele alli added chloe butland to the group
chloe: now you're bullying me john
john: no i'm not
chloe: stonesy the gorm
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john: jack your sister is a bitch
eric: oooo beef
jamie: i prefer chicken actually
dele: no steak is nicer
chris: you're making me hungry
jesse: for my dick daddy xxx
jamie: what
chris: what
jordan: what
adam: what
daniel: what
kyle: what
danny: what
john: knew you guys were gay, but "daddy" seriously??
chloe: you guys are worse than mario götze and marco reus
ross: stop bringing germany into this pls
john: OMG ROSS YOU'RE BACK
dele: they're the definition of gay
eric: no dele we are, love you bro xxxx
ross: missed you john baby
jesse: omg calm down
marcus: i'm too young for this
chloe: see, marcus you are a baby
harry: awww marcus, little baby marcus
ross: i love you john
harry: i love you marcus
dele: i love you eric
chloe: I LOVE ME
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hey guys this is only gonna be a short fanfic but the chapters are gonna be quite long. hopefully you guys will like this, england nt needs more love.
