whatsapp - england nt

4.

the next day - group chat again

llama: where is everyone

bamidele: i don't even know and thank you studge for my nickname (:

studge: you're welcome, bamidele jermaine alli

eric: stop bullying my baby or i'll add shrek into the chat and see what he has to say about this bullying

chloe: is shrek wayne by any chance?

jordan: yeah he is, stonesy has gone quiet again

jack: chloe what was john saying to you

chloe: it's irrelevant to you, when are you coming home anyway i miss your omelettes and fry ups

jack: i'm coming home tomorrow, will you tell me what john said in pm or when you next see me?

chloe: why

jack: just looking out for you, baby sis

harry: awww how cute

llama: i wish my siblings were nice to me

kyle: this went from cute to sad real quick

dele alli removed dele alli's nickname

chloe: thanks jack <3

dele: that's better

daniel sturridge changed dele alli's nickname to "dele dier"

eric: omg yassss

theo walcott changed eric dier's nickname to "eric alli"

harry: wow theo just wow

theo: what? they're in love.

chloe: sophisticated

marcus: where are stonesy, jesse and chris at?

joe: i generally don't think i've spoken in this chat yet.

chloe: more sophistication

joe: who is she?

chloe: i'm jack butland's little sister

joe: ok don't really care.

chloe: save some goals before throwing shade, you asked me who i was so i replied

jamie: firing shots left right and centre, i'm back

chloe: where did you go?

jamie: to have a party

marcus: without me?

jesse: and me?

chloe: wagwan jesse, you're back

jesse: wagwan chloe, yes i am

joe: "wagwan" is a chavvy word.

chloe: ok that's good to know

chris: what's with the salt oh my life

chris smalling changed the name of the group chat to "salty"

jesse: omg chrisssssss

marcus: CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

jamie: welcome back chris

chloe: yo chris my g

theo: hi chris.

kyle: wagwan