Nico: guys look... my army is here*walks toward zombies* ouch! BAD MINION, DAD!!!!
Annabeth:ew ew ew ew ewget away from me SPIDERS!!!!
Death message:Percy drowned
Death message:Leo tried to swim in lava
Leo and Percy: Aw c'mon
Piper:skeleton...you don't want to hurt me... you're my friend... OUCH!!!
Death message:Piper was shot be a skeleton
Death message:Jason jumped off a cliff
Jason:WHY CANT I FLY?!?!?!?!?!?
Hazel: There's no gold or diamonds coming from the ground. why?
Frank:uh... guys... am I a horse yet?
Leo: No.
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Percyjackson jokes
FanficI found some pretty cool Percy Jackson jokes I'd like to share w/ you guys! Hope you like them