jaebum's pov:
after a couple tools and some banging i finally managed to open youngjae's closet. he had been in there for at least 3 hours and it worried me that he stopped talking around the hour and 30 minute mark. what i saw when i opened the closet door is not what i expected.
a boy wrapped in comforter facing the wall shaking like no tomorrow started to slowly turn towards my direction. he had a face that you would have when you need to sneeze and it won't come out. his lips were sticking out like a fish and his hair was a mess.
was this what 3 hours does to you in a closet?
"oh it seems that you have caught me at this rather unpleasant time. tell me how are the kids? is the weather fine? i hear there is actually sunshine out there,"
this kid was seriously scaring me. he kept rambling on about the weather and asking me about how the kids were. like what the heck? what happened to him in their?
"youngjae stop. we aren't in the future and you've only been in their for about 3 hours,"
"3 hours in thy prison tis' a lot for a boy like i,"
i firmly placed both of my hands on both of his shoulder and started to shake him.yeah, maybe that will bring some sense into him, but boy was i wrong.
"HEY STOP SHAKING ME HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE COMMERCIALS FOR THAT!"
"w-what?"
"YOU KNOW THOSE COMMERCIALS!"
"huh?"
"DON'T EVER SHAKE A BABY! AND IF YOU LOOK TO THE LEFT OF ME FETUS AND IF YOU LOOK TO THE RIGHT OF ME FETUS AND IF YOU LOOK DIRECTLY TOWARDS ME FETUS!"
"now if you'll excuse me baby shaker you almost shook the pee out of me. so i shall now go to thy bathroom,"
i was so confused on what was going on at this point. when he finally reached the door that's when all hell broke loose.
"HAH! you have fallen for my disguising alter ego form MR.ACTY MAN! HAH! this was all just a trick to get away from you so i wouldn't tell you who he was! I BET YOU FEEL SO DUMB RIGHT NOW YOU FOOL! HAHAHAHHA!"
what he did think threw was that while he was talking i was slowly inching towards him. which meant by the time he was done talking i was right in front of him to the point where i could rest my chin on his head.
i quickly pick him up and put him over my shoulder and started to walk towards my bed.
"LET ME GO YOU JIGGLE BRAIN! I BET ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS BUTTS HUH? HA! YOU'RE NOT DENYING ANYTHING SO IT'S TRUE! MS.IM YOUR SON IS TRYING TO HURT ME! HELP ME PLEASE!"
"yeah i think about butts. your butt in particular,"
"MS.IM YOUR SON IS A PERVERT! HELP ME HE'S GONNA DO PERVERTED THINGS! MS. IM HE'S GOING TO TOUCH MY BUTT! AH HE TOUCHED MY BUTT! AH HE TOUCHED MY NO NO SQUARE! MS.IM YOUR SON IS HARASSING ME!"
they did not think the moms were actually there, but what they didn't know what that ms.im and ms.choi had gotten off work early and headed to ms.choi's house for some afternoon tea. they have heard everything that has gone down starting from the point of youngjae's screaming.
ms.im and ms.choi gave each other the look and said the same thing at the same time.
"why won't they just get married already?"
