Just Emo Things

Ep.87

As much as I absolutely hate the conspiracy theory I'm gonna say, I'm gonna do it. I'm not saying any of this is true (I really hope it's not cause it botches the song).

In honor of episode 87 there were a couple special snowflakes born in 1987 there's a lot of 'em but in my eyes my favorite two people born in 1987 are the Urie's. That's Sarah and Brendon, as you may have heard they had to move from their dream home because I'm just gonna say, a fans emotions took over their body🙃. Therefore they had to leave their wonderful home. My conspiracy is that the harassment has been going on for longer than Brendon or Sarah wants to open up about. And I totally understand it's an uncomfortable feeling, conversation, as well as situation. So maybe Brendon knew that since it has been happening a lot his dream house will only later on become a house of memories. In the song he's talking to Sarah about moving and stating " I don't want to be afraid the deeper that I go." He's also saying let's make memories in this house it's only gonna be a lost dream pretty soon. I also very much get why they had to leave because I'd say about 50% (give or take) of fans don't exactly like Sarah. As you can tell I ain't one of 'em, I love everyone no matter what you look like or what you consider yourself. I GUESS YOU CAN JUST SAY IM ANOTHER BRENDON. But anyway getting off topic, Sarah's alone by herself....a lot. Most fans sadly also speak about harming her. So it had to be done, like what's more important your dream home or the love of your life that you want to grow old with as you take care of your pupper children. WOW I GET OFF TOPIC A LOT BACK TO THE SONG FOLKS.

" I think of you from time to time more than I thought I would you were just to kind and I was to young to know, that's all that really matters I was a fool."

Brendon has done a number of periscopes in that house, he jumped off his studio roof into the pool, he made the most gorgeous awesome child in that house that is Death of a Bachelor, he took the photo on the cover of Alternative Press in that pool, etc. And basically he didn't know this was gonna happen so he took advantage of it. I'm gonna say Breadbin had this place since he got married to little snowflake Sarah, so yeah technically he was too young to know that it was HIS. You know how you never know how much you love something, someone, or somewhere until its gone or until you leave (in the case of somewhere). Welp same thing here even I loved that house not saying that I went to it, but in a way we all did visit it while having Bekfast with Beebo, a pee-nano session, or just plain out playing video games (AND THATS JUST A FEW PERISCOPE NAMES I REMEMBER).

OH WAIT I MISSED A CRUCIAL PART REWIND TO THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE SONG

" Memories turn into daydreams become a taboo."

M'kay I don't know what to say bout the taboo part but you know when you imagine something so much you actually believe it happened it's some crazy shiz like the Mandela Effect. But what if it's working in reverse for Brendon his actual memories are turning into daydreams. Maybe he was never meant to be there, maybe it was never his, what if the idea of the dream house was just a figment of his imagination.

                    (-3-) (-3-)
I should become a YouTuber but then again the random thought beans only sprout once in a while.

ALSO PROPS TO ME I TYPED THIS CRAP MONDAY ON THE BUS IM NOT USED TO TAKING THE PUBLIC BUS BIT APPARENTLY I HAVE TIME TO THINK OF THEORIES LIKE THIS ON THA BUS

YA WELCOME
Also for those that are gonna say no Brendon's song was made about a girl NO SHIT SHERLOCK
IM SORRY MY BRAIN THINKS TOO MUCH YOU DONT NEED TO HELP ME

(Bekfast with Beebo)

(Pee-nano aka Piano featuring Penny Lane, Bogart, and Sarah🐝and a bag of rocks 😂)

(Playin a little outlast)

WE'LL MISS YOU URIE HOUSE YOU KEPT THE PEOPLE (and dogs) THAT I LOVE SAFE FOR A SMALL WHILE🖤