Wrong number (C.D. fanfiction) (book #1 of the short story series)

Imagination

'Hey where have you been?'

'Petting my donkey'

'I thought you said it was a camel'

'Since when have you cared about it?'

'I'm just saying 5 days ago you said it was a camel'

'Has it really been 5 days?'

'Yeah'

'Oh I didn't know that. I went on a road trip'

'Where?'

'Arizona'

'Oh are you still there?'

'Yeah why?'

'Nothing just wondering'

'M'kay so I have a question now that I'm talking to you. Are you ready to answer it?'

'When you ask me if I'm ready I get a little nervous'

'Ehh it's not something to be nervous about'

'What is it then?'

'Have you ever thought about being something or someone you're not?'

'No not really. Have you thought about being Christmas lights?'

'Shut up no'

'Aww that sucks'

'You suck'

'Nah I lick'

'I'm going to pet my ostrich'

'What is with you and petting animals that you can't have in your home'

'Does that matter?'

'No just wondering'

'Stop wondering and answer the question'

'Well then yes I have'

'What have you imagined yourself'

'You would think I'm crazy'

'No I won't'

'Yes you would'

'Come on mysterious man tell me'

'I've thought about what it's like being you'

'....'

'I knew you would've judged me'

'Did I say I was judging you? No. But I can't imagine anybody imagining what it's like to be me'

'Why?'

'Because I'm boring'

'Whatever you say'

'Bye mysterious I have work to do'

'Bye weirdo'

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Hi guys. I'm in LA/English right now but shh don't tell my teacher.

Question of the day: have you ever imagined yourself as something or someone else? If so what or who were you?

Love you,
Mack